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    System: how to acquire the soul of the kind shizun, easy mode activated by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    23 Oct 2025

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    Original Luo Binghe wants a kind shizun and in what world would he not get what he so dearly wants?

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    29 Sep 2026

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    The Edification of Shen Jiu by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    08 Oct 2026

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    At that moment there was a knock on the door. “Madam, I’ve brought him.”

    As the courtesan stepped inside with the boy at her hip, Shen Qingqiu finally understood why he was the one the Warm Red Pavilion called. The resemblance between himself and the child was uncanny. The vibrant green hue to his eyes, along with the jet black hair that was secured up with a red ribbon, reminded Shen Qingqiu of his own appearance. Although the boy was missing the sharp facial features hidden beneath stubborn baby fat, if the boy’s stare changed from one of curiosity to a harsher look, they could easily be mistaken as brothers. Or even worse—

    “In order to ease the tension, I told the customer that Shen Yuan’s father was of most importance.”

    Shen Qingqiu could laugh if he wasn’t simmering in irritation. They wanted him to claim a broken bastard child who wasn’t even his.

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    28 Aug 2026

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    It Takes A Village (or one really sticky demon lord) by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    29 Jul 2023

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    There’s a baby.

    There’s a baby in Shen Qingqiu’s empty robes, occupying the space that Shen Qingqiu stated with great conviction was the most comfortable spot on this gigantic fucking bed, Binghe, move, and it looks as if it’s about to cry. It pauses its fussing to blink at him, huge, dark, impossibly familiar eyes framed by long wet lashes peeping up at him from a tiny round face. It observes him, shocked, in the same split second that it takes Luo Binghe to realize what exactly it is, then it scrunches its button nose, squeezes its eyes shut, and lets loose the loudest wail Luo Binghe has ever heard in his entire cursed life.

    Luo Binghe will never admit that while the child screamed bloody murder, his first reaction was to flinch away so violently that he ended up with his back to the unforgiving stone floor. Why are you crying, I’m the one who wants to cry!

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    Shen Qingqiu is forced into a special event, while his unfortunate husband has to take care of an admittedly adorable and very smart child in his... absence.

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    18 Aug 2026

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    SQQ es SY y SJ, SQQ de vuelve un bebé y el el bebé mas adorable del fucking mundo

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    Autumn flower, winter seed by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    20 Jun 2025

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    "Ah, this shishu probably has whatever shizhi needs. This one always keeps a stockpile of everything! What does shizhi need?"
    Shen Yuan takes a deep breath and pretends he's not trembling.
    "A pregnancy test."
    Shang Qinghua blinks. His dumb expression freezes.

    Shen Yuan is sixteen years old and is pregnant by his shidi and best friend Luo Binghe (who is also sixteen years old, and for some unknown reason that has nothing to do with him apparently being a half-heavenly demon, his father hates him ever since he made him enter Qing Jing Peak). Being Shen Qingqiu's son, and his father having the terrible reputation he already has, would it really be too bad if Shen Yuan decided to keep that baby...?

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Tale Within A Tale by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    06 Nov 2023

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    With the Immortal Alliance Conference looming ever closer, Binghe finds his Shizun acting strangely, intent on telling him a series of tales with some lessons hidden within that he struggles to interpret. Tales of heroes doomed to an ill fate, of enchanted silence, of love, of kind demons, and demonic realms. The only thing Binghe is sure of is that his Shizun is secretly pleading for understanding and help. And he hopes maybe also… true love?

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    14 Feb 2026