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    A story about how to bed and wed someone, when you are not a particularly good person.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    The new fashions taking the ton bordered on the obscene. No, in point of fact, they were indeed obscene. Ladies dresses, designed to mimic the Grecian style, showed their figure through their white muslin dresses. The empire waist drew attention to the bosom and now, now the ladies of the ton took their influence from the French and made their low necklines even lower - to the point where it wasn’t uncommon to see an errant nipple - or a dozen - appear during the ups and downs dancing at a ball.

    What if the fashion of the ton was particularly revealing? Would Miss Elizabeth be handsome enough to tempt Mr Darcy?

    I just saw a history post claiming women's fashion during the regency period was actually pretty risque. I have no idea if that's true but it got me thinking and voila, my first porn parody. Enjoy.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Wanting to help Harry study for his O.W.L.'s, Hermione finds an unusual but reportedly effective approach to studying. She tests this with Harry, and they both find it very compelling.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    He should have known she would follow him.

    Honestly, she wouldn’t have been the girl he’d loved since he was too young to understand the emotions churning in his stomach whenever she laughed if she hadn’t.

    But he’d left for a reason, and now that she was here, he knew he couldn’t walk away from her again.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Hermione and Harry go to Greece to get over their respective Weasley breakups. It rains the whole time. They get drunk, have the best sex of their lives, agree never to talk about it, and go back to being friends.

    Six weeks later, Hermione throws up in a Ministry hallway and realizes her mocha creamer expired over a month ago.

    This is not how she planned to tell him.

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    07 Jul 2026