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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    Bilbo Baggins was ready to die. He'd sailed to the West, left Middle-earth behind — and carried a grief that had never faded.
    But the Valar offer him one final gift: a single night back in Bag End, at the very start. One last chance to see Thorin and the Company, to remember what was lost.
    He doesn't expect Thorin to look at him like that.
    He doesn't expect it to hurt this much.
    And he certainly doesn’t expect morning to come.

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    08 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    “Crowley, is this some kind of trick? If it’s a demonic trick, then I-”

    “No. No trick. I swear on…” he paused and considered all the things he believed in and valued, “...well, I don’t have a lot to swear on, but just believe me, alright? It’s not a trick. Just take the note and read it and do as I say. Please. ”

    That last word shot through Aziraphale like a bullet. He’d never heard Crowley actually say please before…certainly not as earnestly as he just had. Unsure what else to do, Aziraphale nodded and Crowley miracle-ed the note over to him. Upon opening it, the angel found a simple yet cryptic message: “ Say ‘Save me’ if you want me to stop.”

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    When you're in love with your hereditary enemy, anything that happens between you needs to be secret and stolen...

    Luckily, Crowley and Aziraphale have developed "the game" to keep up appearances.

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    Note: The "graphic displays of violence" are in Chapter 9, and I'm not sure just how graphic they are. I think they're pretty mild, but everyone's tastes are different and it's better to be safe than sorry.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    Hunter decided to do some research into Grimwalkers.

    First discovery: Grimwalkers were outlawed in every city under every rule as far back as the history books go.
    Second discovery: Grimwalkers have no natural means of death.
    Third discovery: there’s a caveat to that second one.

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    02 Apr 2025

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    Crowley arrives injured at Aziraphale's door. He takes care of him, reads him an awful lot of Mary Oliver, and knits elaborate metaphors for his insecurities (literally).

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    01 Apr 2025

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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    01 Apr 2025