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Foggy Nelson has one rule: do not fall for a member of the wedding party. Not the bride, not the groom, not the flirty bridesmaid who keeps winking at him during the rehearsal dinner. It’s a matter of professionalism. It’s also a matter of making sure that he gets paid what he’s owed, with no sex scandal interfering.
If he had a second rule, it would be no sex scandals.
The rule was never all that hard to follow, because weddings tend to bring out the worst in people, and he’s immune to the wedding terror that makes you want to hook up with the next person you see. The only problem came with the introduction of Matthew Michael Murdock, handsomest boy in the city and professional costumed weirdo with a smile that could knock a guy out if he wasn’t careful with it.
Foggy knew from the second he saw that smile that he was in big trouble.
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14 Sep 2026
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“We welcome you,” the cultist is saying, breathlessly. “To the mortal realm, oh father of Chaos-”
Bernard slowly raises his head, meets the cultist’s gaze, and he stutters to a stop. Tim’s breath catches, because Bernard smiles, manic and benevolent and totally devoid of humanity.
The cultist, shaking with excitement or awe, bows his head. Bernard floats down, and reaches to delicately touch the side of the mask, cupping his face.
“Stupid animal,” he says, kindly, “Why would I thank you for this?”
The cultist starts to raise his head, confused.
It’s not Bernard, says Tim’s brain, even though he already knew that, even though he was putting the pieces together the minute the knife flashed down, even though he shoved the knowledge away because it was unbearable to consider, it’s not Bernard, and it’s only that thought that keeps him from fumbling when vines explode from the cultist’s eyeball.
At the ritual altar, Bernard gets possessed by Dionysus. Nobody liked that.
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14 Sep 2026
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After the events of Season 2, Matt and Foggy aren't speaking. But that doesn't mean Matt's not hanging around.
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13 Sep 2026
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Daredevil is Into Me (Sexually) by BlueBioluminescence, Stirfbot (certaintendencies)
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV)
18 Dec 2021
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He really can’t tell the detective the true reason behind their late night rendezvous. Which is why, after a second’s hesitation and a deep, irrational moment of the fuck-its, Foggy shrugs and says, “Because Daredevil is into me.” And then, when the detective blinks rapidly and fails to respond, Foggy specifies, “Sexually.”
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18 Aug 2026
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"I should probably tell you I’m going to sniff anything you show me."
The shopkeeper’s smile actually grows. "How interesting. Can you tell me what you’re sniffing for?"
Foggy already likes this guy, who looks to be about a hundred and ten but stands straight as a flagpole, but he's not about to admit that he's trying to make himself pretty for a blind man with four super-human senses, so he just smiles.
"Complexity."
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- Part 1 of Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy
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03 Aug 2026