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Like a Horse and Carriage by Traincat
Fandoms: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
04 Jun 2016
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When Peter gets down on his knees on Friday night, it’s not exactly in the context Johnny would’ve liked.
“Oh my god what,” he says. Then, eyes catching up with his brain, “Why the hell are you holding a twist tie.”
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you light my morning sky by gleesquid for mizzmarvel
Fandoms: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel
18 Dec 2016
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“I dunno, maybe the huge flaming words in the sky that said, ‘MEET ME AT THE USUAL PLACE. IT’S URGENT.’ In my ever so humble opinion, ‘urgent’ usually means fire, or ‘all my super powered teammates have been kidnapped,’ or ‘the stock market’s about to crash so you better buy bread now.’ Not ‘I ran outta hairspray.’”
Johnny touched a hand to his hair – which, admittedly, felt a bit stiff. “You think I used too much?”
“I’m a real fan of Elvis, honest.” Spidey ruffled Johnny’s hair. Johnny could feel his flame curling in his stomach, his toes, and every inch that Spidey’s gloved hand touched. “But you might not wanna take styling tips from him.”
Or: The year is 1966, and Johnny Storm loves hairspray and Spider-Man a little too much.
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Johnny Storm and Spider-Man Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED by TheFairMaidenofFandom
Fandoms: dear god - Fandom, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Video Games 2018-2020)
05 May 2023
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New York heroes The Human Torch and Spider-Man answer the web's most searched questions about each other. Who is Spider-Man? Who's Johnny Storm's favorite Avenger? Is Spider-Man really from the moon?
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Spideytorch does the infamous WIRED interview. It ends in a small studio fire and lots of apologizing.
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tripped and fell into his bed by Traincat
Fandoms: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
15 Feb 2024
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"I double checked it myself; the science is sound," Val said. "This product really does attract male spiders.”
Johnny’s mind had gone curiously blank.
“Male spiders,” he said. “Huh.”
“I wonder if I could weaponize it,” Valeria said, tilting the tablet.
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
13 Jun 2026
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.