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Jason ducks just in time to avoid being electrocuted with enough volt to down a whale, tutting disappointedly, “Now, now, that wasn’t nice. What if you hit my brand-new jacket?”
“What is your price…” Batman grits out, looking pained, “In return for the pelt?”
Jason’s eyes narrow, fury coiled low in his gut like a pit of vipers waiting to strike. “What piece you talkin’ about, old man? My pretty jacket, or the fur rug?”
“All of it,” Batman snaps, true fury making his voice pitch more towards Bruce than Batman.
“Greedy,” Jason remarks idly, “Don’t anybody teach you that sharing is caring?”
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Jason is a selkie, and his pelt is... a point of contention.
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10 Apr 2026
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“You’re like a fucking housewife,” Tim stated flatly as he picked up a cookie from the platter.
Jason tried snatching the freshly baked cookie back but the crafty bugger dodged. “Get the fuck out of here,” he said, moving the plate out of Tim's reach in punishment. “I’m nobody's fucking wife.”
Or Jason has a realization and tries to get Roy to see it.
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07 Apr 2026
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"Damian's a cool kid, he just needs to stop stabbing people when he greets them." – Jason Todd on his new, rather peculiar status in the Wayne family. A short story about how one word from Damian made Batman wish he'd stayed in the cave.
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01 Apr 2026
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“I will trade you my soul if you kill the Joker.”
There was a beat of silence. Citharoedus tore his gaze away from the All-Blades, now staring at Jason. He seemed baffled, hands still tucked in his pockets. “Look, I don’t know where you found that summoning spell, or what anyone told you, darlin’, but I’m not really in the business of souls or—”
“My virginity, then,” Jason snapped. “Your firstborn, eternity in your service, whatever it is you deal in. As long as Joker is wiped from existence.”
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30 Mar 2026
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Jason's heat gets triggered by one of Ivy's weird pollens and decides the best way to deal with it is to drag his brothers into his nest.
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28 Mar 2026