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The Tape by labiamattjora (hollanovulation)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
01 Sep 2026
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"And you get this hot shot of you in your briefs, Bird. Like just the hottest ass shot in gay porno history." Matt snapped his fingers, "Just full on manwhore. Your waistband is kinda low, like on the verge of revealing crack."
"Why would I show crack?"
"If girls have cleavage, what do dudes show? Crack."
"Wouldn't dudes have to show… I don't know? Dick." Why was he saying this? Why was Jay giving him ideas?
Matt gave him a weird look. "Dude, you wanna show dick on our fake sex tape?"
OR: Matt and Jay attempt to get famous by making a fake sex tape… which turns out to not be so fake after all.
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14 Aug 2026
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2 boys 1 coffin by oswaffle
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
11 Jul 2026
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It was their craziest plan yet. Matt’s gotten pretty close to jumping the shark many times, but this was by all accounts insane. Jay watches Matt over his shoulder, hopping up on the couch and then back down again, in the throes of explaining his latest design.
“Okay, so, imagine it: one arm around me, one arm around you, Weekend at Bernie’s style-”
“Matt, we can’t STEAL a CORPSE!”
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Now with a whumpy chapter 2 please enjoy
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29 Jul 2026
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Matt should feel very, very bad about this.
Alternate ending to S1E8, The Bank.
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29 Jul 2026
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“Are you jealous?”
Matt glanced up at his face, once. His gaze was dismissive, eyes narrowed and suspicious. The bathroom was dirty and pasted with graffiti.
“Yeah, Bird,” he said, dryly. “I’m jealous.”
And then his hand slipped into Jay's pants.
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Matt figures out that he can control Jay through sex.
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27 Jul 2026
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cinéma verité by falteringstar
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
02 Jun 2026
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On July 11, 2025, Canadian singer-songwriter Jay McCarrol was arrested for the murder of Luke Lalonde, a member of his live band. He was charged with second degree murder and sentenced to 8 years of incarceration in a federal correctional facility.
Famously, despite damning and public video evidence and multiple eyewitness accounts, McCarrol has denied any and all connection to the crime.
On December 25, 2026, Jon “Matt” Johnson was arrested on charges of domestic terrorism. He was sentenced to 12 years of incarceration in the same facility.
The audio you are about to hear was recorded in the Collins Bay Multilevel Correctional Institution between the dates of February 19 and March 3, 2027.*
*Certain sections have been edited for brevity.
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26 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I enjoyed this a lot, it’ll stick with me for a while.