La_Lieutenant
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И сразу как-то забываешь своё детство в Камне, где сбитые костяшки и разбитая губа, где прыжки в реку с моста и батин армейский ремень с пиздючей бляшкой, где стрёмно ни разу не выпить и не покурить до выпуска из шестого класса. Забываешь, и вот ты уже сладкий мальчик с серебряным колечком в ушке.
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Вчера ты бороздил космос и наводил страх на Содружество Планет, а сегодня вылизываешь себе яйца, дожидаясь, пока кожаный вынесет молочка…
Внимание: просторечия, нецензурщина. Много нецензурщины.
2023 г.
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Тебе семнадцать, всё впереди, и выпущенные бумеранги долетят ещё не скоро.
2023 г.
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Ради своего босса Дрейк готов на многое. Даже подставиться врагу.
2023 г.
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В размеренную жизнь герцога и его любовника вмешивается одна неприятная мадам, которая по непонятным причинам метит на чужое место.
2022 г.
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“Physical desire is a perfectly manageable thing. There is no reason to perform such an act for the sake of the act itself, biologically speaking,” the elf speaks to him slowly, as one might when explaining something to a very stupid, albeit endearing, pet. “Unless one is engaged in the reproductive pursuit of conceiving a child, of course.”
A swig of the mulled wine manages to get unpleasantly lodged in Halbrand's windpipe. “Oh,” her eyes narrow at the thinly disguised laughter in the wet of his cough; other patrons around them turning to investigate the source of such a noise. “Oh—Galadriel.”
Or: Galadriel is a 5,000 year old virgin, and Halbrand decides to change that.
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20 Jul 2026
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Gavin Reed was born unmarked, and had spent his entire life expecting to die like he lived - alone. It isn't until Tina points out the new serial number on his chest that he realizes everything is about to change. Whether that's for better or for worse is up to him.
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13 Jul 2026
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“So you’re telling me that all this time, you’ve never had your pleasure sensors on? Not once?”
RK can feel his face pulling into a smile, one that a human would probably describe as smug. He hopes Reed can see it in the dark.
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12 Jul 2026
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Dread and Hunger by LiaS0
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
11 Jul 2017
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AU in which Will receives a secret admirer with a penchant for writing him poetry and slaughtering the innocent in artistic fashions. No one ever told him that courtship was so bloody or appealing -rather, so bloody appealing? He's a part-time bartender that can't catch a break, but at least he has one loyal customer who doesn't seem to mind bouncing from restaurant to bar to restaurant in order to have his favorite drink made by his favorite person.
There couldn't be a correlation though; Dr. Lecter is an upstanding psychiatrist that just likes his drinks served a certain way, and the Chesapeake Ripper keeps sending love letters in the hopes of one day eating him. One is, quite frankly, flattering, the other...
Will isn't stupid enough to tell anyone that it's also equally flattering, albeit horrifying at the same time. It's up for interpretation.
Right?
Slow(ish) burn, romance, obsession, gaslighting, old(er) Hannibal (10 year difference), university-aged Will
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30 May 2026
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After failing his entrance exam at the Peabody Institute in Baltimore, depressed harpsichord-student Will Graham is looking for new ways to kick-start his career. In Tobias Budge's music store, he stumbles upon world-renowned early music performer Hannibal Lecter who wondrously agrees to help and teach him – but, as Will realizes quickly, his support comes at a price...
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12 May 2026