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    "And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."

    "That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.

    "It comes down to his ass."

    "Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!

    He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.

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    09 Aug 2026

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    The employee—Shen Yuan can’t help but think of her as the model—gestures smoothly towards the pile of brightly-colored bras in an array of styles labeled incomprehensible things like half-coverage, unlined, and push-up. Shen Yuan has nothing to push up! That’s why she’s always worn sports bras! “What size are you? I can help you search for something, if you’d like.”

    Terrified and lost inside a Victoria’s Secret, a gorgeous supermodel of an employee comes to Shen Yuan’s rescue.

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    He couldn’t change the past (he had written some time travel ideas into his notes, but even if they’d used them, they’d still run into the brick wall that was the System’s demands), and he couldn’t reveal the System’s existence, so ‘actually this is a story I wrote to pay rent and a mysterious entity is forcing us to run around in it like rats in a maze and it really really wanted you to go into the Abyss sorry’ was also off the table (so off the table that the System interrupted its status updates to flash up a big red warning window for even thinking about it).

    So all he could do was mitigate the damage by taking the wind out of the protagonist’s sails.

    By making Cucumber-bro as pathetic as possible! There was no glory in kicking a man while he was down, after all!

    Due to a Without-A-Cure flare up, Shang Qinghua is sent to Jin Lan City in Shen Qingqiu's place. Shit, what do you mean the protagonist is back two years early? Okay, Shang Qinghua, think fast, & start talking!

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    Shen Yuan’s smugness lasted up until Shen Qingqiu whisked him off to the Bamboo House, where Shen Yuan was meant to brew and serve his shizun his first pot of tea as official head disciple. Shen Qingqiu didn’t dump it on his head, thankfully, but he did give Shen Yuan a rather unnerving warning:

    “If you have the nerve to present qianyuan in the future, this master will make sure you regret it for the rest of your life.”

    Yikes! What the hell was someone supposed to say to that? Got it, I’ll make sure to control this completely uncontrollable fact of nature? Talk about unfair!

    Shen Yuan transmigrates into a cannon-fodder NPC in an omegaverse version of PIDW. He tries his best to make the most of it—with a few stumbling blocks along the way.

    Look, he doesn’t need to know all the ins and outs of omegaverse customs, right?

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    08 Aug 2026

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    “Binghe is just so big. He’s so big it actually hurts, but it’s great. There’s just so much of him, I don’t even know what to do sometimes!” Shen Yuan said.

    “But you love getting crushed by him, don’t you? Even when he bites you all over.” Qi Qingqi's voice held a smirk.

    “Of course! They’re love bites! Binghe is just being playful, it’s not like he does it to hurt me!” Shen Yuan replied. “And I can never say no when he wants to lie on top of me. He can crush me any time of the day, I love him.”

    Liu Qingge’s face flitted between startling shades of red and white. He needed to stop listening, he really did, but he couldn't, eternally stuck in the torment of this conversation.

    “Anyway, I have learnt that the easiest way to distract Binghe is just by putting balls in his mouth. It’s a sure fire way to stop him from biting me all over!”

    Liu Qingge spiralled.

     

    Or: Liu Qingge has a crush on Shen Yuan, whom he thinks has a boyfriend called Binghe - but Binghe is actually his dog

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