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Wile is on his way home, when the desert shows him the extent of her cruelty, but the night is quick to give him a gift: a bit of hope in the bleak scene that he'd happened upon. Just how does a lone coyote take care of a young road runner child? What happens when his road runner comes to investigate his week-long disappearance? Does love have a chance to blossom in this dog-eat-dog world?
It'll all turn out good for her adoptive father if Cheep-Cheep has a say in it, that's for sure!
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Simon has been feeling the love and wants to give Johnny a present worthy of him, too bad nobody ever taught him how difficult kitchen work can be.
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- Part 4 of Getting Drunk (On You)
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Simon convinces Johnny that, yes, fucking in priest attire is a great idea.
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Moments in time that Ghost receives gifts from an anonymous individual and the one time he gives something back to them.
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Otherwise known as the 5 times Johnny noticed Ghost didn't take care of himself and decides to do something about it and somehow gets something in return he never thought he'd get. -
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Romance isn’t his typical scene, more often than not he’s typecasted as the villain, sometimes a hero, but this is a nice change of scenery. The Christmas lights on set are being tested in front of him, the winter wonderland cabin is being frantically filled with fake snow, and there’s an air of excitement floating around himself and the others. It truly does feel like Christmas, especially being gifted the main romance character; it’s unusual in itself for a man lead in romance, but being told to keep his scars on display- that the director themselves wanted them- was even more of a shock.
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Getting Drunk (On You) by LazyOne
Fandom Call of Duty, Call of Duty (Video Games), cod, Modern Warfare 2, mw2, MWII - Fandom
04 Jan 2025
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Tea Time Tease by IsTheMedia
Fandoms: Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Coyote vs. Acme (Movie)
28 Sep 2026
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Listen there are so many cute fanarts of these guys in dresses. Wile E. in Jessica Rabbits, I've seen Bugs in so many Moulin Rogue outfits, Marilyn's "Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend" is too perfect for Daffy.
So please forgive me as I just wanted a cute fic of getting them in these gorgeous outfits.
Beep-beep is just here for the fun (and Wile E.)
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- Part 5 of Post CvA!AU
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29 Sep 2026
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Wile E. raised a brow in question as he approached. While he expected to be questioned for staring or something or other, what came out of the roadrunner’s mouth instead was something the coyote had not been expecting.
“I need your help.”
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When a strange tradition in Beep Beep Roadrunner's culture and roadrunner settlement begins to apply to himself, he seeks out the help of Wile E. Coyote in hopes to accept what is yet to come. Though as time passes with the two, Beep Beep finds that he'd rather go against his family's wishes than to go through what has been laid out for him.
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- Part 1 of Unexpected Customs
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Geoffrey takes hold of the man’s jaw in a warm haze, thumbing upward over his sharp lower canine tooth with a huff. Those blue eyes, faded and almost grey, flick open to meet his.
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12 Aug 2026
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A Loophole in the Tapestry by SyrringaVulgarris
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Jun 2026
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“Sometimes, fate throws you something unexpected. A slip of a stitch, a loophole in her tapestry – a loop you have landed yourself in, Thorin Oakenshield. Do you understand what I want from you? Do you know how one fixes a gap?”
“I am not a weaver” Thorin faltered “I am only a dwarf! I-“
“You need to unwind the whole row and start over, dearest” Green Lady smiled “There is no reason to wallow in pity, not if you have a chance to fix it”After perishing in The Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin is given a chance to change his destiny by an unexpected visit of the Green Lady to the Halls of Mahal. Now, standing in front of painfully familiar green door, his mind is reeling with fear, uncertainty and anticipation. Will the Company succeed this time? Will he fall into madness under the pull of cursed golden hoard? Will he manage to save his nephews from peril?
The thought of endless possibilities dissipated the moment he met the eyes of the burglar who stole his heart.Bookmarked by LazyOne
08 Aug 2026
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All That is Gold by YokoHogawa
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
15 Aug 2022
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Great-aunt Pansy Baggins had claimed from the very beginning that nothing good would come from the marriage between the most respectable of the Baggins and the most rebellious of the Tooks. No one believed her when young Bilbo, born too soon and too weak to cry, survived his first weeks into the world.
They changed their mind when, at four years of age, Bilbo transmuted his mother’s cutlery into a flute and began to play the elven lullaby Belladonna sang for him every night.
It caused a scandal. For the Baggins side of the family, anyway. The Took side had a good laugh.
______________________________A Retelling of The Hobbit in which Bilbo is an Alchemist and uses it to help the Dwarves in their Quest. He doesen't always change Fate, but sometimes he does.