Lock_n_Key859
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- Marvel Cinematic Universe (3)
- Marvel (2)
- Sanders Sides (Web Series) (2)
- Iron Man (Movies) (1)
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A podfic of my own fic, found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35409643
Phil looks good in tac gear. Clint suffers because of it. After the mission, he goes to a bar to pick someone up. The bartender turns out to be an accidental matchmaker.
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Phil looks good in tac gear. Clint suffers because of it. After the mission, he goes to a bar to pick someone up. The bartender turns out to be an accidental matchmaker.
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How to Get an Engineer to Come the Fuck to Bed by Lock_n_Key859
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
29 Nov 2021
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“Tony?”
“...hmm?”
“Are you coming to bed soon?”
“Yeah, sure, just… need to… figure this last thing out.”
You raised an eyebrow.
“How long’s that going to take?”
“Hm?”
“How long is that last thing going to take?”
“Almost done. Go to bed, I’ll be there in a moment.”
Yeah, no.
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The Pros And Cons Of Vampire Friends by Lock_n_Key859
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
17 Aug 2020
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Patton and Roman find out what the existence of vampires is like. Virgil and Logan make it clear that just because they're nice to their friends doesn't mean they're nice to everyone.
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- Part 2 of Vampire AU
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From Friendly Strangers To Strange Friends by Lock_n_Key859
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
18 May 2020
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Roman and Patton meet Virgil and Logan in a library. Roman and Patton notice there is something strange to their new friends, but decide to not ask any further. Maybe they shouldn’t have decided so…
Upcoming Prinxiety and Logicality.Series
- Part 1 of Vampire AU
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Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”
« Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad— »
“Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.
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Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.
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top 3 SURPRISING things you didn't know about the SECUNIT who pulled you out of an INCINERATOR by FlipSpring for Vaysh
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
31 Jan 2023
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Six years after a SecUnit saves Sekai's life, she meets a rogue unit tagging along with a pair of representatives from the University.
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- Part 8 of Murderbot Outside POVs
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Something something the mortifying ordeal of being known by Zerobotic
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
14 Oct 2020
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Amena notices something Murderbot wishes she hadn't.
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“I’m sorry, did you say eleven years old?” Ratthi asked, because humans can’t play back bits of conversations that they didn’t hear and are always asking each other to repeat things, much to the annoyance of any contracted SecUnits being forced to listen in and record everything they say to be sold for advertising data.
“Yes,” Gurathin confirmed, and then everyone was staring at me and looking all shocked and sad and whatever.
“Constructs don’t age the same way humans do,” I reminded them, before anyone could start thinking anything stupid like oh no, Murderbot is just a little kid and little kids shouldn’t be doing security and eleven year olds shouldn’t have guns in their arms. "Eleven is old for a SecUnit. Most of my inorganics are already past warranty.”
Except, because I’m an idiot, that didn’t make it better. It actually made it worse, because now even Dr. Mensah was making a concerned face at me. -
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Seth said sternly, “Perihelion, you need to tell us the truth. We can’t leave the home system until we find out what happened. If you’re hiding something—”
Peri cut him off. I am not hiding anything.
Peri might be able to lie astonishingly well to a corporate representative, even impersonate a human over the feed, but it couldn’t lie to Iris. “Yes, you are,” she said.
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Or, the story of how exactly ART told its crew about Murderbot.