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Robert Robertson should have died years ago. He’s a powerless superhero who’s been beaten, blown up, and on the wrong side of the edge of disaster more times than he can count.
After he becomes a dispatcher, Z-team notices the strange way Robert seems to survive almost anything and comes to a conclusion.
Robert Robertson might not be so powerless after all.
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18 Jan 2026
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Demon Summoning & Other Neat Party Tricks by whimsy__willow
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
10 Jun 2025
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The kid looks at Alastor. Then at her spellbook. Then back at Alastor.
"You're not a dog," she says.
Alastor wrinkles his nose. "I should hope not."
(Or: Six-year old witch, Imogen Woods, steals her late grandmother's spellbook and tries to summon a hellhound, hoping for a puppy to become her new familiar. Instead, she accidentally summons one of the most powerful beings in Hell, Alastor, the Radio Demon.
They strike a deal where Alastor must celebrate Imogen's birthday on earth with her every year until she is eighteen. In return, he gets her soul ... terms and conditions permitting, of course. Unfortunately, deals are difficult to maintain when Alastor begins to feel like a father to the very witch who summoned him.)
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I Now Pronounce You… Convenient! by UncharismaticCandle
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel
10 Jan 2026
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Louisiana has new guidelines for people of color, which also affects Alastor. Unfortunately for him, he is forced to find himself a wife.
How lucky he is to have a friend...*** It's a very fictional version where people of color get kicked out of town if they're not married. Because everyone wants a little marriage of convenience story sometimes.***
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08 Jan 2026
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Secrets of Secrets by Suikorin
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
05 Jul 2023
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As a powerful psychic, Kusuo had always been in the know. Then one day, not long after he dealt with the volcano and meteor, he woke up with a day-long headache. And everything just went down hill from there. Many secrets had been kept from him, secrets that somehow escaped his pervasive telepathy.
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08 Jan 2026
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ACT ONE:
A greedy Alastor gains access to Charlie's power, instantly abusing it to the point of no return. Lucifer, who had originally thought death to be an appropriate punishment, changes his mind once Alastor's hidden classification comes to light. Now Alastor must fight against all the coddling, kidnapping and obsession that has come his way since his secret was revealed. An Alastor obsessed Lucifer, Vox and Roo, oh my!
ACT TWO:
The Apocalypse is among us.
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