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post-legendaddy. you think your parents mess you up more if they're around?
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27 Aug 2026
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Five times Barney thought about confessing his feelings to Robin
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27 Aug 2026
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Three things Robin Scherbatsky hates about Japan, one thing she likes, and how Barney changes everything.
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10 Jul 2026
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For some people, falling in love is a gradual series of realizations. AU after season 3.
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10 Jul 2026
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barney and robin take a quiz to find out what type of couple they are
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- Part 1 of himym one shots
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09 Jul 2026
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The problem, she figures, is that she's never been the kind of person to make up her mind one way or the other and stick to it. There's always another option, another way. You don't make it to world-class journalist from teenage pop star without thinking of all the escape routes. (Post-finale fix it.)
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09 Jul 2026
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At the end of "Purple Giraffe", Ted and Robin decide not to try and be friends, and somehow she winds up being friends with Barney. Season 1 AU.
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09 Jul 2026
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One day Barney and Robin decide to get married. It's only partially to screw with Ted.
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09 Jul 2026
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AU pre-series.
"Barney, do you see that girl over there?"Barney's eyebrow quirks slightly, because he'd recognise her anywhere.
"Oh, yeah, you just know she likes it dirty," he says, smirking. He tilts his head, looking over at her.
Yeah, it's definitely Robin. And Barney knows for sure she likes it dirty.
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- Part 1 of Taking Chances
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08 Jul 2026
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Five Coupley Things Barney and Robin Hate (And One They Don't Mind So Much) by kay_obsessive
Fandoms: How I Met Your Mother
26 Jan 2010
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08 Jul 2026
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Penny didn’t come to California to find love. She came for a fresh start. With her daughter Hope in tow, she’s got zero time for fake smiles or guys who pretend to like kids to get a date. Sheldon isn’t like that. Sheldon doesn’t pretend.
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16 Jul 2025
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Superior - su·pe·ri·or (n.):
1: one who is above another in rank, station, or office especially: the head of a religious house or order
2: one that surpasses another in quality or meritLeonard finds out why Sheldon is better than him in ways that even he can't compete with.
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15 Jul 2025
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It starts (as everything seems to, with Hawkeye) as a joke.
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- Part 9 of Swamp(y) Sex
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03 Nov 2024
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"The first time it happens, it's an honest accident."
The Hawk's-eye-view of keep a weather eye
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- Part 11 of Swamp(y) Sex
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03 Nov 2024
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Dear Hawk,
- Love, BeejAfter the war, Hawk, BJ, and sometimes Peggy, exchange letters.
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01 Nov 2024
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Kiss me once, then kiss me twice
Then kiss me once again
It’s been a long, long time
a one true ending fic of BJ finding Hawkeye in Maine. otherwise titled the house as a metaphor for the body
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01 Nov 2024
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The first thing Hawkeye does when he gets home is hug his dad. The second thing he does is fall asleep on the living room couch, the scuffed-up corduroy number they’ve had since he was in elementary school, for sixteen hours.
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01 Nov 2024
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“Sure,” Hawkeye said. “I’d make a great housewife. Shining the telephone, arranging the fridge magnets, overcooking the laundry…”
“I mean it,” BJ said, tone perfectly controlled.
“Ha,” Hawkeye said, closing his eyes.
“Hawkeye,” BJ repeated. “I mean it.”///
Hawkeye can't seem to relax after a tough week at work. When he accidentally lets slip a secret fantasy, BJ decides it might be exactly what the doctor ordered to help the both of them wind down.
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01 Nov 2024
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these marks you've left on me by avengersincamphalfbloodstardis
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Jan 2015
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Bucky's soulmate mark has gotten through the worst times in his life and made him happy in the best times. Trying to recover from being the Winter Soldier is difficult and it isn't helped that everyone treats him like glass. Until one dinner with Steve's friends changes everything.
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01 May 2024
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“Buck,” Eddie says, and tugs on one of the uneven strings of Buck’s hoodie, and then Buck’s crying again.
“You’ve gotta stop talking to me, man,” he tries to laugh, and Eddie doesn’t know what to do with his goddamn hands, because he should absolutely be reaching out, should be holding Buck close, but he’s so fucking afraid.
in which tears bring clarity.
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17 Mar 2024