Maldoror_Chant
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- One Piece (Anime & Manga) (42)
- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (23)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (18)
- Gundam Wing (15)
- Original Work (6)
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The Hard Core Honeymoon Box by Maldoror_Chant
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000: Rogue Trader (Video Game)
26 Sep 2026
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Why would Marazhai buy an expensive set of pain tools and never use them on his favorite victim?
This needs explaining. No, really, it does. I insist.
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Cracking heads and bombing planets for Peace was exhausting. Three years after her ascension, the Rogue Trader needed a break. She was going on a long, restful vacation.
Where to?
Commorragh, of course.
So ‘Long’, ‘Restful' and ‘Vacation' were codewords for Xeno-heresy, Sickening Practices and Bloodshed. Good to know.
(Since the ones bearing the brunt of this bloodshed would be the Drukhari, the Inquisition would eventually burn the report and look the other way again.)
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Pride and Prejudicial Amounts Of Destruction by Maldoror_Chant
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
11 Jan 2026
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Demon Dean is having a day. Getting painfully disintegrated in a trap is just the beginning, the injury as it were. The insult is being forced into the nearest past-tensed body, a student with a thing for hoop skirts enrolled into a ‘magical university’ Dean is now expected to attend. Oh yeah, that's the kind of day that'll make you want to give up.
Dean’s a Pride demon though; he doesn’t give up, he gives back in triplicate. This stupid school won't know what hit it, neither will the humans responsible for his plight. He will make them all pay. Even if he has to do it in a dress!
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A handsome prince. A moonlit lake. A beautiful pr-... another handsome prince, rather (this is an open minded story, after all) cursed to spend each day as a swan until true love will set him free. A tale as old as time. A romance for the ages.
Or that’s the idea, but when Prince Dean of Lawrence is the would-be rescuer, fairy-tales go off the rails more times than not.
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So, it turns out that saving the king’s life during a battle is a move straight out of a classic ballad. No, seriously. Fairytales, legends and romances too, it's grist for all their mills. This makes no sense to Castiel, but as a fallen angel who’s only been human for a few days, everything about these mortals and their 'romance' is perplexing.
Fortunately king Dean does not know it was Castiel who saved his life, and the latter intends to keep it that way. The idea of a one-sided bond of gratitude between them is… unappealing. He prefers his sacrifice to remain unrequited. Dean’s still searching for his savior, and hell, the whole kingdom believes this person is his predestined love interest, but that’s not an issue. It’s not like someone else is going to pop out of the woodwork to claim responsibility for Castiel’s good deed.
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The Yalta-verse series
CP9, post Enies Lobby, Kaku takes charge...- Words:
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Rock Lee, Diplomatic Envoy to Sunagakure. There are so many ways that could go wrong. But Lee is determined to succeed! And to befriend the feared Kazekage too, while he's at it. Good thing Lee loves a challenge...
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A series of fics and one-shots in the same continuity. Metatron's plan failed, Naomi survived and the angels were not evicted from Heaven.
Starting with Penitentiary Wing and its immediate sequel, Mind the Gap. A one-shot should also get added shortly.
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Ryou, a relentlessly repressed and controlled accountant, accidentally slips between dimensions. Since he's a practical, cautious man and not a complete idiot, he retraces his steps and slips right back out again. But he's not alone. And now his life is going to take a sharp turn away from "repressed" and "controlled", to very strange places indeed: into a warped image of the past and into a very uncertain future, through war and violence, to the very edges of reality and beyond.
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Myrrh-covered hounds of war by NebulaBeanSoup for Maldoror_Chant
Fandoms: Original Work, Outlands (original work)
23 Sep 2025
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(Inspired by Outlands by Maldoror_Chant)
Ryou's carving out a new place and finding ways to be useful in his new home. Home amongst Darius' hounds of war. Home in the rugged Outlands.
Home in Assyria.
Bookmarked by Maldoror_Chant
24 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Someone followed me down the research rabbit hole and added a well-built castle in my sandbox, I love it XD
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Emhyr was looking at him for once, with a strange expression. “I have misjudged you,” he said, sounding irritated actually: how dare Geralt surprise him.
“I get that a lot,” Geralt said.
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- Part 1 of Witcher works
- Part 4 of Astolat Sampler
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Bookmarked by Maldoror_Chant
22 Aug 2024
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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Bookmarked by Maldoror_Chant
24 Jun 2024
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"We're not looking to make friends, Harold," John said. "We want our neighbors to classify us and then avoid us. Being the scandalous gay couple down the street is a good option."
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- Part 14 of POI works
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Bookmarked by Maldoror_Chant
21 Jun 2024
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The surprise was, this time he didn't open his eyes in a hotel room in Mexico.
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- Part 20 of POI works
Bookmarked by Maldoror_Chant
21 Jun 2024