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Terms and Conditions Apply by Melibe
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Dec 2025
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Thorin scowled. “Fool’s luck has kept you alive today. But it won’t save you from a sound thrashing for worrying us all half to death.”
Bilba’s mouth fell open. “You can’t mean—you’re not serious—”
“You signed the contract, Miss Baggins.”
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One of the Possible Questions by Melibe
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
19 Dec 2025
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As crown prince, Fíli finds himself fending off an array of suitors keen on marrying into the newly-reclaimed kingdom of Erebor. An imaginary engagement fabricated on the spur of the moment compels him to enlist the help of Ori, who's surprisingly willing to play along despite his complete disinterest in royal affairs.
Sometimes it takes a lie to reveal the truth.
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The Year of the Sweater by Melibe
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
17 Dec 2025
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How to survive a Durin family holiday dinner: Remember that brandy doesn’t burn hot, so you can reach into the flames. If you go outside for a smoke, brace yourself to witness some unexpected intimacy. And don’t give the baby eggnog.
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Blue Mountain Tea by Melibe
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
24 Nov 2025
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Everyone in Ered Luin knew that Dwalin was a cuckold.
They knew exactly who was making a mockery of his marriage bed, too: Nori, the middle Ri brother, the one you could hire for any kind of odd job. He'd been spotted on many a late night, sneaking through the window of the house Dwalin shared with his wife.
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Truth And Dare by Melibe
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
18 Nov 2025
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Nori did not expect to come home and find his little brother making out with a prince in the kitchen. He really didn't expect the evening to end with Ori being the one to worry about Nori's choice of partners. Who's the older brother, again?
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- Part 4 of Window Conversations
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Window Conversations by Melibe
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
18 Nov 2025
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Apiculture by Melibe
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Supernatural (TV 2005)
11 Jun 2024
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words shall not be hid, nor spells buried by MirjamOmens (Mirjam)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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In every sauna there lives a saunatonttu. Treat these spirits well, and they ensure the good luck for you from the moment you are born in the warmth of their realm, until the day your body is washed there for burial. You should always respect the ancient rules of the sauna.
Aziraphale didn’t mean to offend the tonttu! He truly didn't! However, his Christian family was strongly against the pagan deities, so he was sure any tonttus had abandoned their property a long time ago.
He was wrong, of course.
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Bookmarked by Melibe
04 Nov 2025
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Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) by greenkangaroo
Fandoms: The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings - Fandom, Tolkien - Fandom
19 Jul 2018
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A series of short generally unrelated fics revolving around Nori the dwarf, who is always up to something- something shady, questionable, morally ambiguous and most probably illegal. Nori/Everyone. No, really.
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Bookmarked by Melibe
03 Nov 2025
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In Carven Oak by bubbysbub for thebakerstboyskeeper
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Dec 2016
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It's Yule time when Bilbo arrives back in the Shire- with a host of Dwarrow at his back, the sentimental lugs. Except now the assorted Aunts and Uncles have gotten quite the wrong idea in their excited interrogation, and he's stuck pretending that he's married a few of the hairy fellows.
If he could just get through the assorted required Baggins and Took social events without outing himself as a complete fibber or drunkenly attempting to kiss Dwalin and Thorin under the mistletoe, it may just be a Yule miracle.
Another attempt at writing a common trope fic that went completely off the rails.
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Bookmarked by Melibe
04 Sep 2025
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Blue Eyes tilts his head. A predatory smile twists his lips.
Dean squirms beneath his gaze. “What? Does it look like I know your name, demon-priest?”
“Mm. Names have a lot of power, you know.”
“God, why did I have to get stuck with the most pretentious demon that’s ever-”
“Mine is Castiel.”
And, oh, Dean doesn’t hesitate before wrapping his tongue around it.
“Castiel.” He likes it. Please, God help him, he likes it.
“Is there an echo?”
Jesus Christ.
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Or, Dean is a hunter and Cas is the unendingly sarcastic sin-eating demon he accidentally binds his everlasting soul to, so now Dean has to deal with things like the passenger deciding what music to listen to (Taylor Swift), unceasing threats of vehicular harm, and a disturbingly high propensity for arson and knives.
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- Part 3 of Enemies to Lovers AU's
- Part 1 of Never Tear Us Apart
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Bookmarked by Melibe
22 Jun 2025
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Sugar, We're Goin' Down Swinging by animeangelriku
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Jul 2025
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“I guess there’s only one thing left to settle, then.”
Aziraphale’s brow furrows confusedly. “And what would that be?”
Crowley grins like the cat who got the cream. “How much do I get paid, and when do we start?”
[Aziraphale Fell and Anthony J. Crowley meet and enter a Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby Arrangement. It's meant to be a mutually beneficent, sexual relationship, but then feelings begin to blossom, and things become a it more complicated...]
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Bookmarked by Melibe
13 Nov 2022

