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we'll travel each and every highway by MincedGod5percentfat
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV)
31 May 2025
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Joel’s heard the horror stories about FEDRA and honestly expected the kid to be better behaved, growing up like that. Or at least a little soldier-like. But she’s not a solider, she’s a child. And doesn't that just open up a can of worms.
(or Ellie fucks up, and Joel needs to figure out the “find out” part without traumatizing her.)
**THIS FIC CONTAINS FICTIONAL SPANKING OF A MINOR. IF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE THEN DON'T FUCKING READ IT**
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The End of the World by FernWithy
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
12 Oct 2013
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Sixteen-year-old Haymitch Abernathy has plenty to worry about - a sick mother, a decrepit house, an empty larder. The last thing he's worried about is the Capitol's choice to double the number of Games tributes in a Quell year...
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31 Dec 2025
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Blood. Its metallic taste was staining all over Joel’s mouth, its smell licking at the inside of his throat as his breath stuttered in and out of his trembling lips. Blood, splattered all over his face, staining the thin glass of his glasses, making it difficult to focus on what’s before him, splashes of cardinal colors, heavy as the scent of metal, staining his visions, dancing along the black spots turning in his eyes. His hands were shaking, and so was his bad knee, as he crouched —his cane was long abandoned, stained by blood just like his glasses. He pressed on the pouring wound of the teen before him as hard as his trembling arms allowed him.
“Ellie!” He believed that was her name, but he wasn't sure. “Girl, Ellie, come on!”
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Or, History Teacher Joel in desperate need to throw his love at someone's face sees his student get shot in front of him, so really it's not exactlly his fault if he becomes her father and no one can blame him and really he has done nothing wrong, he swears!Bookmarked by MincedGod5percentfat
27 Nov 2025
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To craddle you with blood-stained hands.
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a social forced choice question and answer game by unsungillumination
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 Oct 2023
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shadowheart says, “kill l–”
“not lae’zel, darling, it’s too obvious. in fact, both of you are banned from killing each other.” astarion thinks for a moment. “in the game, at least.”--
the gang plays fuck, marry, kill.
(title from the wikipedia page for fmk. what a description)Bookmarked by MincedGod5percentfat
23 Nov 2025
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a social forced choice question and answer game
unsungillumination
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“has anyone seen withers?” -
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Astarion needs some pain in his life. He doesn’t know how to function without it anymore and becomes more snappy and reckless when he goes too long without it. One of his traveling companions realize this and help him out.
Essentially, everyone in camp (the Origins plus Halsin) gets in on it and will spank Astarion when he needs it.
Written to fill a prompt on Baldur’s Kink.
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17 Nov 2025
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Regular Maintenance
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no substitutions by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV)
01 Aug 2023
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He finds Ellie right at the gate, back pressed to it and gun held out.
The sight of her makes him falter for just a moment. There’s no other word for her but wrecked. She’s far too thin, her cheekbones and the single collarbone he can see from where her shirt has slipped a bit under the strap of her backpack sharp, and there are dark circles under her eyes. She’s wearing a flannel that has to be Joel’s, though it’s rolled up to her elbows. On one forearm is a thick wad of dirty-looking bandaging.
On both arms are dark, splotchy bruises.
“-down. We’re not trying to hurt you,” George says. He’s a grandfatherly man, kind, even-tempered. He’s gotten tapped in to solve disputes and settle conflict more than once.
He is also, at a glance, winding Ellie up like a spring.
(on the way back from salt lake, joel and ellie get separated) (ellie makes it to jackson alone before joel, and tommy has a rough start with uncle round 2: electric boogaloo)
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02 Nov 2025
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brb sobbing into pillow
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