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Something other than a giant, alien brain festers in the city of Baldur's Gate. From dead men wandering the sewers, to soulless patriars scheming from their gilded palaces, something vile has taken root to consume all it touches.
To save a city that's deemed them criminals (and to save their own asses), these two losers must cheat, stab, and flirt their way to the heart of the rot and carve it out, piece by festering piece. And figure out what, exactly, they mean to each other.
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- Part 4 of these two shitheads
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04 May 2026
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Not every adventurer wields a weapon. You, a hearth witch living near the banks of River Chionthar, are witness to a craft falling from the sky, and wondering if anyone needed assistance, ran down to find survivors. That was your first mistake. Going along with the survivors on their crazy adventure? That was your second mistake. Will you survive your next mistake of letting a hungry vampire bite you?
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22 Apr 2026
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For centuries, Astarion wanted nothing more than his freedom. Now that he has it, he finds himself falling into old habits to secure his protection—only to discover that Imara is not the easy target he thought she’d be. Though she has dark secrets of her own, her kindness, sharp wit, and even her ruthlessness surprise and delight him at every turn.
With Imara at his side, Astarion begins to understand that life has much more to offer than just surviving. His path toward healing won’t be an easy one, but he is determined to use his newfound freedom to reclaim his body—and his mind—so that he may finally begin to live again.
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- Part 1 of Birds of a Feather
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03 Oct 2025
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He was certain he’d gotten the body down, at least, with just enough fine tunings to quickly move him from ‘pleasant diversion' to ‘indispensible’, if he played his cards right. That much was simple, and not without its own small entertainments.
But the mind… the mind, he was beginning to worry, might elude him.
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Astarion and Rosalie think they understand each other perfectly, but they have each fallen prey to the other’s mask. As they both go forward with their adventure, will either of them dare to be honest?
[This is a blatant, self-indulgent novelisation of BG3 full-access, and Part 2 to my Early Access fic, A Bleeding Heart. I try to avoid directly retelling too many moments in the game, but occasionally fall into the trap of rewriting some canon scenes. Dual perspective because now my Tav has some issues to overcome! Come here for the vampire man, stay here for Rosalie's mental illness :') ]
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- Part 3 of Rosalie/Astarion "Canon" playthrough (sort of)
- Part 3 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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09 Sep 2025
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I caved. I'm NSFW artist and my bitch ass caved to writing this so excuse me if my writing isn't perfect. I wrote this in the second perspective because I'm a slut & I know y'all are too.
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You match his sultry gaze. "Well—what's your idea of 'a little' fun?" as you inch closer you have a better view of those pearly whites. Those same supple and strangely, hypnotic fangs that once pierced your skin seem to call—no—beckon you. Almost begging to penetrate those same veins that you once offered freely.
You feel—hypnotized as your lips purse against his and he responds promptly. You're not sure if it's the alcohol influencing or your imagination but for a vampire—his kiss feels inviting and warm...while you do enjoy your playful interactions with men time to time—this feels different. Pretty boys were never your thing, but Astarion isn't pretty—he's beautiful. From the features of his cheeks to his jawline to his lean muscular figure, he is magnificent and you ache to see that smug, arrogant smile of his melt into obscene depravity of the likes which he has never seen.
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17 Aug 2025