Monster_French_Fry
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open for a surprise! by melondenden
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
19 Mar 2024
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Hua Cheng, who’s only ever studied how to pleasure a man who has a cock, gets the surprise of his lifetime when he accidentally discovers that Xie Lian is a man who has a pussy, not cock.
Coffin frottage shenanigans feat. innocent Xie Lian.
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- Part 7 of melon fics from twitter
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01 Sep 2026
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I Favor the Villain by clairelutra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jun 2026
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Shen Yuan could not be said to be a villainfucker. He didn't like villains in the way villainfuckers did. He liked them the way normal people did, by coming up with increasingly elaborate revenge fantasies to enact on their soon-to-be-corpses.
Luo Binghe was the exception.
The main character of Proud Immortal Cultivator Way was pretty meh as far as protagonists went. Shen Jiu was just as shallow and petty as every other cultivation power fantasy hero—hardly worth writing home about. He started small and got powerful, yipee. Welcome to every cultivation progression story on Zhongdian Literature.
But Luo Binghe.
Luo Binghe was why Shen Yuan kept reading.
A role reversal AU
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31 Aug 2026
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You are precious to me by transfemwulian
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
07 Jul 2026
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No one likes the type of woman that Xie Lian is. No one wants to marry who they would see as a man playing dress-up.
Xie Lian pastes a smile on her face. Probably she’ll be lucky, and this stranger will politely marry her, tuck her away in the palace, and not even touch her. She might even get to continue with her sword drills with a real sword, if she plays her cards right!
Xie Lian’s father has had enough. If she continues to insist that she’s a princess, not a prince, he’ll marry her off like any princess would be. The kingdom of Ghost City is, conveniently, in need of an insult from Xianle.
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- Part 5 of Hualian fics by 🍁
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29 Aug 2026
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no one's ever had me, not like you by hollidayparty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Mar 2026
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“Look, I know I’m boring. And lame and… weird. I just… can you not say it? Every time? Or at least not every ten seconds.”
And suddenly Ilya saw the way Shane was trying to fold in on himself. Like he wanted to hide the parts of his life he had just let Ilya see. Now it looked like he regretted letting Ilya in. Or he expected him to laugh. Or leave.
He crossed the room.
“Shane.”
Shane shook his head once.
“I’m sorry. Forget it.”
“No,” Ilya said gently, crouching in front of him. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it like that. I was teasing. I didn’t realize.” He paused, then said more firmly, “you’re not boring.”
Shane scoffed under his breath.
“I mean it,” Ilya said, ducking his head to try to catch his eye. “You’re the most specific person I’ve ever met. It’s fascinating. I love the way your brain works. And the way this house feels like you.”
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A fluffy/smutty one shot set some time between Tampa and Boston in 2017 where Shane invites Ilya to spend the weekend with him in Montreal.
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- Part 3 of hollanov one-shots & shorties
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29 Aug 2026
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tell me i've got it wrong somehow by hollidayparty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, heated - Fandom
27 Aug 2026
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Ilya smiled down at Shane and his eyes gleamed with mischief.
"You know, Troy is just a few doors down. We could call him over, make it a little party."
Shane's eyes snapped open only to narrow again as he glared up at Ilya.
“Would you like that?”
“No, I wouldn’t,” Shane snarled.
But his face was screwed up in frustrated pleasure. Ilya hummed thoughtfully and pretended to consider.
“Perhaps we could make it a competition then.”
Shane made an irritated noise and turned his face away. Ilya leaned closer and let his teeth drag down the length of Shane's clenched jaw.
"You want Troy to see how well you take it, or do you want to see if he's better at riding my cock than you are?"
He had been teasing him, pushing at the jealousy that usually made Shane squirm and glare and tell him to shut the fuck up while his traitorous cock twitched and throbbed at how much he secretly liked it.
So when Shane did squirm away from him, Ilya followed automatically, pressing their chests flush together. He thought Shane was playing.
“Get the fuck off me,” Shane spat.
-Shane safewords out of Ilya's teasing about Troy.
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- Part 7 of hollanov one-shots & shorties
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28 Aug 2026