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    Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece.

    But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite.

    Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.

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    21 Feb 2025

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    ”Oh, shit,” he groans, “This is like Cinderella, isn’t it?! Like Cinderella, but with cock. Cock instead of slippers.”

    Where Harry’s hexed so that he can’t lose his erection until he sleeps with his soulmate. If only those were easier to find.

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    19 Feb 2025

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    Harry Potter is an Auror and Draco Malfoy is a rentboy, but this is not a typical rentboy story.

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    17 Feb 2025

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    “He’s not the right Draco,” the bird complained.

     

     

    “Of course he is the right Draco!,” the rabbit snapped.

     

     

     

    “He doesn’t look like the right Draco!,” the bird argued.

     

     

    “I wouldn’t even be here if this weren’t Draco bloody Malfoy!,” the rabbit groaned. “Don’t you think I’d prefer to be at home with a butterbeer and-”

     

     

    “Ron!,” the mouse interrupted him, a warning edge to her voice, and the rabbit fell silent.

     

     

     

    “Are you really quite sure, my dear?,” a pink flower enquired, looking Draco up and down.

     

     

     

    “As if I’d ever forget this face,” the rabbit muttered darkly.

     

     

    “I am Draco Malfoy,” Draco acknowledged briskly, crossing his arms. “And you are in my dream, so I should be the one asking the questions."

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    01 Feb 2025

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    Harry and Draco have a great friendship after the war and enjoy messing with each other for fun. However, when there's a misunderstanding Harry and Draco decided the best way to mess with everyone was to pretend they were dating.

    They didn't expect it to be so easy, or so real.

    A One-Shot about Drarry hexing in the hallways, flirting wildly, and accidentally making the Slytherins think they're doing things they're not ;)

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    18 Jan 2025