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    “She asked me to come,” Colin lied, plunging his arm elbow-deep into his duffel and groping for the joggers he knew he’d packed.

    Hyacinth outright scoffed. “Colin, Penelope doesn’t even let Eloise go to the gym with her.”

    Colin ripped the joggers triumphantly from his bag, letting his smile turn positively smarmy as he flapped his eyelashes up at his sister. “Yeah, well, I guess she’s not as good a friend as I am to Pen.”

    “Riiiight,” Hyacinth drawled, flapping her lashes right back. “Just a couple of buddies. Swole-mates, if you will. Getting all sweaty and flushed at the gym together.”

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    OR: After heroically volunteering to escort Penelope to the gym to ward off a small group of creeps, Colin discovers he is, in fact, totally fucked.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Colin lifts his hand with the cigarette to his lips at the same that his eyes open, his head turns, and he first notices Penelope standing there watching him.

    "Fuck," he mutters before looking away from her and to the window. "I'm sorry."

    She isn't sure what he's apologizing for really—for smoking or fighting with Marina or maybe both. Regardless, it breaks a little part of her to see him looking so dejected and sad. There's a light missing from him, a weight pulling him down and making him seem smaller. It's not fair, though. He's so inherently good. He doesn't deserve to feel like this. He doesn't deserve to be treated like this. He deserves—

    Penelope can't help but blink in surprise even at just the meandering path of her own thoughts, at the idea that just popped into her head about what exactly she thinks Colin Bridgerton deserves at this moment and what exactly she'd like to do to make him feel better. It's ridiculous, right? She shouldn't… She couldn't… But what if she did?

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    Flatmates Penelope and Colin take a winding, complicated, messy path on their friends to lovers journey.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    "Pen and Alfie are having their third date on Friday night!" Hyacinth explained with the kind of giddy smile only a teenage girl could credibly muster, while simultaneously leaning over the table and attempting to steal Eloise’s wine glass. Penelope, meanwhile, looked directly up at the ceiling, mortified that once again the entire table was weighing in on her love life. Could she not have any peace?

    "Hmmm." Colin pretended to consider the point, but he was mostly trying to stop his lip from curling. He did not like Alfie Debling. What kind of stupid name was that anyway? What grown man went by “Alfie”? He sounded like someone’s pet dachshund. “Ooo Alfie come here for belly rubs”, “Don’t shit on the rug, Alfie”.
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    Colin Bridgerton finds himself in the unenviable position of having offered to help Penelope Featherington cook a seduction dinner for her plant-loving paramour. It just happens to be the same dinner that was prepared for Colin before he lost his virginity, and it is bringing back regrets and all kinds of feelings for his best friend that he thought he had buried away for good.
    Aka the NYT Pizza Interview we all wanted, featuring the Great Auk, Alfie x Alfie and the Contessa.

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    13 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    "Soup can be sexy."
    "If you're given the right spoon!"

    Colin Bridgerton has always had a thing with spoons, and nobody seemed to notice.
    Except, that isn't quite true...

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Colin is certain he will not find his purpose at one of Genevieve Delacroix's sex parties. Benedict disagrees.

    And now he knows that his best friend ripples when he fucks her.

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    11 Jul 2026