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If anything, it’s shagging a member of the opposition that would get her in shit— and since that’s absolutely what Jude is doing, she adds one more thing to her gratitude list for the day: the fact that Morgan, despite her enormous fucking mouth, can actually keep a secret when it matters.
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Max Verstappen has been bitter about the hand life dealt him for as long as he can remember. While his cousins grow up in ancestral estates and lavish mansions, he spends his childhood in a dingy motorhome, enduring the wrath of an abusive father.
Cunning, charming, and utterly ruthless, Max claws his way out of that life the only way he knows how – through lies, well-played deception, and perfectly executed cons. With a loyal crew of misfits at his side, he’s built an existence on the edge of society. Yet for Max’s insatiable hunger, this quiet life of petty scams isn’t enough. He’s only ever wanted what he believes should be his.
So he fixes his gaze on his greatest target yet: a heist against his spoiled, undeserving cousins – Lordling Lando Norris and billionaire’s heir Lance Stroll – the perfect marks to finally undo the shitty hand life dealt him.
Standing in his way is Detective Inspector George Russell, lead investigator with Scotland Yard’s Major Investigation Team – a man with a spotless reputation, a razor-sharp mind to match his own, and a personal history with Max that neither of them can escape.
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I was sent to serve the nobleman sold by the Kingdom of Ferrari to a spice merchant. I thought I'd be looking after some delicate princess of a bride. Turns out the lady of the house is a man who can mix magic perfumes—and has my master completely bewitched.
My name is Marguerite. This is the most absurd marriage I've ever witnessed. But I'll admit it—I've grown rather fond of the lady I serve.
—A maid's account
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“Is it really so unbelievable?” Max’s frowns, noting the doubtful looks still pointed at him.
He glances back at the picture of Charles on his phone — his features softening briefly because it’s Charles — before tucking it back in his pocket to glare at his so-called friends.
“Well, you’re a little bit of an asshole, mate,” Lando says, ever so blunt. He gives Max a brief once over, his brows knitting in what looked to be extreme confusion and even a little judgement before he continues, “And, no offence, but he looks a little too out of your league.”
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The 5 times nobody believed Max had a boyfriend, and the 1 time they did.
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19 Jul 2026
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Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.
There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.
A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.
“Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”
Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
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02 Jun 2026
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holy FUCK what a TIKTOK PULL THATS INSANE
edit: JESUS CHRIST IT GETS BETTER WITH TIME AND THE DOLPHIN THING IS KILLING ME BCUZ THATS M E I ' V E SAILED WITH DOLPHINS ALL AROUND ME IN THE PORT PHILIP BAY ILL CRY I SWEAR
edit 2: fuck me what a legendary fic. im shattered.