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    pink by

    Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug  

    02 Dec 2024

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    Adrien’s favorite color used to be orange. Until Marinette.

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    Entangled by

    Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug  

    01 Oct 2023

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    “I thought it would be nice, that’s all. To think that no matter what, no matter where we are or what we’re doing…that some part of us is still connected. It’s the idea that we could just exist that way—that we don't need words or anything else because some part of us always knows.”

    Once, Chat Noir and Ladybug were something like entangled particles. Connected. Their fates intertwined. But after Shadow Moth's defeat, something changed. Something Ladybug can't begin to understand.

    One fact about quantum entanglement? It can be broken.

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    09 Sep 2026

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    I just came here for the drugs(so stop your faking) by

    Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug  

    30 May 2020

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    “Hey, can you hold this?” Adrien asked, passing her his bag before she could respond. While she held it, blinking vacantly, he dug inside until he unearthed a massive bottle of Nyquil. He set the bottle on the desk and reclaimed his bag, tucking it away before fiddling with the cap of the bottle.

    Seconds passed as he struggled, seemingly unperturbed by his lack of success. All the while, Marinette was beginning to twitch with the effort to not do it for him. Just as she was about to snatch it from him, the cap came off and he hummed victoriously.

    Then Adrien lifted the bottle to his lips and tipped it back, chugging long enough to make her concerned.

    “I don’t think that’s how you’re supposed to take it,” Marinette breathed, not sure what else to say when he’d just taken a quarter of a bottle of Nyquil like he was hoping he wouldn’t wake up ever again.

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    Adrien has the sniffles and makes the incorrect assumption that tripling his dose of Nyquil will triple the effects. It doesn't. Oh, and he and Marinette are supposed to be doing a project together.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Pick-Up and Chase by

    Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug  

    01 Jan 2017

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    After she accidentally trips into Adrien and apologizes about "falling for him," Marinette learns that he's no match for cheesy pick-up lines--whether they were unintended or not. And while she finds it flattering that he turns into a flustered mess with only a few words, Marinette comes to regret making him uncomfortable. That is, until she learns he's Chat Noir. At which point the phrase "just deserts" becomes a permanent fixture in her everyday plans.

    A story in which Adrien is flustered, Marinette is smooth as glass at dropping lines, and Chat Noir gets the romance he was always asking for--even if he doesn't quite know how to handle it.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Maintaining a Professional Distance by

    Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug  

    14 Jul 2022

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    “I mean, how dumb does the mayor think we are? Offering us a permanent hotel room as a ‘gesture of gratitude for all our work for Paris’, like it isn’t clearly just some half-baked political ploy to place him more in the public’s favor after the whole school funding scandal, like we’ll allow ourselves to sleep in a hotel that we were publicly offered, making ourselves sitting ducks for Hawkmo—”

    “It’s a pretty big building,” he countered, and at least he seemed amused, because she certainly wasn’t, “Nobody knows which room we were given but us.”

    “It doesn’t matter!” she scoffed, “It’s still a security risk that he can narrow our location down at all! Also,” she jutted her arms out towards the bed a second time, “May I remind you? ONE. BED. ONE!”

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    Or, Ladybug and Chat Noir receive a hotel room from the city, which they most certainly will not use. After all, that wouldn't be very professional, would it?

    Yes, it's a Ladynoir bed sharing fic.

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    04 Sep 2026