NotTotallyReal
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Jayce just reallllly wants to be useful.
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On the Subtle Art of Being a Very Good Boy by NotTotallyReal
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
18 Dec 2024
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Viktor has Jayce right where he wants him, desperate and obedient. Jayce just wants to be good. Gay sex ensues.
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Perfusion by NotTotallyReal
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
10 Jul 2024
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Armand awoke to a throbbing pain in his neck, arching reflexively to expose more of his throat and to drape himself more sweetly over the arm supporting his weight. He luxuriated in his own labored swallow, taking a strange satisfaction in the shakiness of his breath.
"Please," he murmured quietly, the word thick and heavy on his tongue.
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why dinghies are actually super romantic by NotTotallyReal
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Mar 2022
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This is what should have happened at the end of episode 9. A character who dies still dies, Edward comforts Stede, more love confessions and they sail into the sunrise. Yes, I did just write this fic in the past hour so yes, it is kinda bad but with redeemable qualities so if you want to pretend most of the last two episodes did not happen, I invite you to read this.
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Plant Husbandry by NotTotallyReal
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Mar 2022
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Aziraphale comes up with a very unique way to get Crowley to be nicer to his plants.
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For a moment, Chris thinks that it's just like Adrian to leave the room to get undressed, even though Chris has seen him before and they'd be naked together soon enough.
But Adrian isn't naked when Chris turns around. In fact, Adrian isn't there at all. Vigilante is.
"Why'd you get all suited up?" Chris asks. Vigilante isn't armed, but the red visor of the mask is inscrutable, and that nervousness comes back to him full tilt.
"We both have roles we want to play in this," Vigilante says. An admission. A simple statement, as bare as Chris' skin.
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Adrian is really into three things: Chris, ropes, and seeing Chris tied up in rope
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- Part 1 of The Mask Stays On During Sex
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25 Dec 2025
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"Yeah, dude, I'm fine. Worst case scenario I get paralyzed or something. That would be really inconvenient, huh," Adrian says, still fucking cheerful and with a huge grin that's even more unsettling than his words.
Chris shares a worried look with Leota, who gives him a helpless shrug. "You should probably keep an eye on him," she tells him and Chris lets out a deep sigh; he always gets assigned the shittiest jobs, it's really not fair.
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24 Dec 2025
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"So you want me to like, teach you how to fuck a chick. Hands-on."
"It doesn't have to go that far," Adrian said, and the alcohol must have been hitting him more now because his face was a lot redder than before. "But at my age, people kind of expect you to be good at kissing and I've… never actually done that."
"I'm gonna teach you," Chris decided aloud, full of resolve. "'Cus I'm your fuckin' friend, and I'm a pussy magnet. And if you can get even half– no– even a one-eighth of what I know, you'll be drowning in pussy, too."
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Two idiots manipulate themselves into having sex with each other. But not real sex. Because it's just, like, practice.Bookmarked by NotTotallyReal
24 Dec 2025
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Viscera by CampySpaceSlime
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
12 Nov 2025
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After the Narada Incident, things in the galaxy have been unsettled. To say the least. The Romulan Star Empire isn't quite sure of its footing in the political system. Vulcans are an endangered species. The Federation's new severe lack of telepathic citizens has opened up a psionic power vacuum that they're quick to want filled. Things are shaky in the Alpha Quadrant.
Muscaria is a giant swamp of a planet with not much to offer the Federation beyond fertile mud. The people of Muscaria, fungal-based beings who reproduce by eating each other's sporesacks, however, are talented and powerful telepaths. Their joining the Federation will help tip the psionic scales once more. But, things are weird on Muscaria.
Caught in the middle between Muscaria, the Romulan Star Empire, and Starfleet, the Enterprise is thrust into more political nonsense than Captain James T. Kirk ever wanted to deal with. He is a guy that's not made for settling down and is itching to get out into the unknown rather than tut about in the home space of the UFP. Settling-down type or not, though, Kirk is forced to cool his heels. Things are boring on the Enterprise.
Things are not so boring with Spock.
Bookmarked by NotTotallyReal
27 Nov 2025
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Like a child (don't be sorry, it's not on you) by DrPlierBro
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series)
01 Aug 2023
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Gideon's now actually confused, because how did Torbek just come out of the bath and still look, well, like that! His fur was a clamped, his teeth were still bloody and everything on him was a mess.
"Okay, haha, no." his voice rang in the bugbear's ears, making them twitch. "How... How do you still smell like guts, Torbek?! What did you do in the bath, just sat there?"
The silence after his words makes him a little sick to his stomach. He fucking hates when he's right.
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27 Nov 2025