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  1. Rec *

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    There's signs all around him, screaming to be noticed, but Sam's much happier ignoring them thank you very much. That's how things tend to get out of control, and that's how he somehow ends up with his oil slick cock, rutting gently against an archangel's beautiful golden feathers.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    I fucking love soulmates au <3

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    Sam is running away. Running from his past, from his future, from everything that seems to be going wrong in his life. It seems like all he has to look forward to are long stretches of road and desert in front of him. That is until a stranger in a beat up old pickup truck stops on the side of the road and asks him if he needs a ride.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    ;(

  3. Rec *

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    Clark is an aquatic mammal trainer at the Metropolis Aquarium, and Bruce is their very unruly new resident. Clark doesn't realise that Bruce is only the first of many mers that are going to live in the Aquarium. He also doesn't realise that he may kinda sorta fall in love with being part of this pod.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    It’s September 18, 2008. Castiel is being deployed to rescue Dean Winchester from Hell.

    He lands in Dean Winchester’s motel room in 2003. Things go from there.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    “How the fuck do you know my name?” Dean hisses.

    The man doesn’t look scared. He is watching Dean like there is nothing else worth watching, lips a little parted, eyes a little soft. And blue. Real blue, like the ocean on a postcard.

    The ice spreading down Dean’s spine makes him shiver.

    “I suppose you could say I’m your guardian angel,” the man murmurs. His breath fogs pale between them. All of him is unnaturally warm, like Dean’s touching somebody with the sun sewn up beneath their skin. “I have known you, Dean Winchester, for a very long time.”

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    Dean meets an angel who says he's from the future. It all gets a lot more complicated from there.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    I think I cried more times than I can count.
    Truly hit too close home, Dean :(