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“Do you even love me?” You don’t quite understand human love. But he is rather pitiful. Rejecting his sea dweller heritage to become a softer humankin. Desperate for affection no one can give him, but maybe you can try.
“Very well” You kneed your strut sticks and try to hold yourself steady instead of flinching. At first it’s ok, just cool gentle pressure, but then its *wet*. You can’t hold on any longer and fall off the couch.
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As much as Vriska would mock you for it, you want to own a house, have a kiddo, a job with health insurance. You know Vriska is terrified of that.
Terezi wants to Settle down, Vriska Doesn't. A beach trip will rekindle their relationship. Atleast, Vriska thinks so. And she has the best ideas.
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A pro, or con, of having a bifurcated mind is that you can never agree on anything. You try cajoling, begging, reasoning. But really the only way to get anything done is to guilt trip your self into doing it. Because you make yourself more miserable not doing the thing then the misery of doing it. But then you spend so long self-flagellating that you get all miserable before you even start.
AKA Sollux didn't get any work done today. -
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Mom woke up to thunder and lightning with an uneasy feeling. What will she find?
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Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.
(Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)
[This is a completed story. It's told entirely through pesterlogs, so any action happens offscreen. For this reason, I'm choosing to maintain the "Teen and Up" rating. If you are a younger teenager, you may find some of the subject matter upsetting or disturbing. Please proceed with caution. If something makes you uncomfortable, feel free to skip to a happier chapter or stop reading entirely. Trigger warnings will be included at the beginning of individual chapters to help you make informed decisions.]
Bookmarked by Noxsora
08 Aug 2016
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Karkat thinks he's a troll. Dave likes him, and is afraid of being put in foster care. Chapter 49 next
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i’m not going home alone ('cause i don't do too well on my own) by turntechstified (clonetrobed)
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Jul 2025
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Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you are THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. You are currently seated in perhaps the last place you expected to end up this evening, a semi-private LABOR AND DELIVERY ROOM in the maternity wing of your local hospital. Beneath your legs is an uncomfortable vinyl armchair, and on top of them is a small BLANKETED BUNDLE. This bundle contains a warm, squirmy little neonatal human who just so happens to be your brand-new BABY BROTHER. What will you do?
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AKA: a story about Dave and Dirk just trying their best.
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Bookmarked by Noxsora
19 Dec 2025
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Dave pulls on karkat's pigtails
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Karkat meets Gamzee for the first time on the arena sands, where they're supposed to fight to the death for the amusement of their alien conquerors. That's not... exactly how it goes.
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19 Dec 2025
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In which Dave goes in to kill a demon for his bro, and things...don't exactly go as planned. Really, absolutely nothing goes as planned, but that's...somehow okay. Mostly.
Please check the tags before you read. List of characters and explanation of talents is in the end notes; links for art are in the opening notes. (one day i swear i'll embed them alsdfj)
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- Part 9 of Demonstuck
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19 Dec 2025
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The Dersite royal family are famed for their powerful magic, but Prince Dave does not have any. Prospit is an insular nation who believes magic to be inherently corrupting and wicked, and yet Princess Jade has magic flowing through her veins. When their marriage is arranged to end a centuries-long war, they have a lot to figure out.

