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Jimin finds out his ex cheated on him during their relationship, so naturally he decides to pay the asshole a visit to give him a piece of mind, only to discover – after banging on the door for solid ten minutes – that his ex has moved and a very hot tattooed guy is living there now, who’s not amused that Jimin is making a scene in front of his apartment.
Or: The new resident of his ex’s apartment fucks Jimin better than his ex ever did.
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Bookmarked by canIplease (OMGconfused)
08 Oct 2026
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"You do realize it's okay to be angry sometimes, right?" Jungkook cracks open the can, taking a slow sip. "Or to show any kind of negative emotion in general."
A scoff escapes Jimin before he can stop himself, and he throws Jungkook's bruised knuckles a pointed look.
"And I guess you know all about showing negative emotions."
Jungkook follows his gaze and lifts an eyebrow.
"Would you look at that—" His lips curl into a grin. "He can talk back."
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A story in which ice hockey team captain Jeon Jungkook (loud, rich, popular—and maybe a bit of a jerk) and figure skater Park Jimin (quiet, working two side jobs, and having one friend in total – two, if you count his dog) are about to slip and slide into an unexpectedly intense senior year.
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Bookmarked by canIplease (OMGconfused)
06 Oct 2026
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Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
Nature of Relationship:Friends with BenefitsSex Enemies
Length of Relationship: 4 minutesPlease Describe Jin's Dick:Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.- Language:
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Bookmarked by canIplease (OMGconfused)
24 Nov 2024
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"I guess," Jungkook pauses momentarily to inhale a deep, bracing breath, "I would just want you to come to my work events and laugh at my jokes and don't correct people if they imply that we're doing it."
"Having sex, you mean," Jin clarifies gently, and Jungkook chokes on air. If his face was any redder, Jin would insist on taking him to the hospital. Jungkook clears his throat, obviously trying to play off the strangled, choked sound as a casual cough.
"Yes. Doing... sex."
(Hedge Fund wunderkind and Certified Awkward Gay Jungkook needs a sugar baby to show off at work, and Professional Competitive Eater and Objectively Beautiful Human Jin just wants to stop working shitty side-jobs. Fake Sugar Daddy AU. A trope and a half.)
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Bookmarked by canIplease (OMGconfused)
14 Nov 2024
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"Fuck, I love you, mate. I could kiss you." Remus moaned.
Sirius barked out a laugh. "What's stopping you, hmm?"
He meant it as a joke. He even struck a pose. He didn't think that Remus would cock his head to the side, give it a little think, and then put his (large) hands on both sides of Sirius' face and pull him in.
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Despite already having had their first kiss, Sirius realizes he needs to tell Remus how he feels now that James and Peter have decided to move out of the first (and apparently last) Marauders Apartment. He decides that a farewell party for their apartment, stuffed with all their friends, is the perfect place.
Bookmarked by canIplease (OMGconfused)
11 Sep 2024