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    In an alternate universe, Harry and Hermione fight another magical war but at least they have each other.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    What happens when a writer: 1) is running on fumes and a cup of coffee that has long grown cold, 2) reads/writes Hermione-centric fics and ships her with like ten different people, 3) loves #allthetropes, especially marriage law, reverse harem, triads, and pregnancy fics?

    🎶 These are a few of my favorite things 🎶

    This, fellow fanfiction enthusiasts. This is what happens.

    This is The Sacred Twenty-Eight is Dead - a part two continuation of Cantankerus Nott is Rolling in His Grave.

    ...or just another marriage law fic with no direction because I enjoy Hermione getting railed by four different men (quite probably - okay, more than likely - well, actually, she will be getting railed by AT LEAST two at the same time).

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “Oh fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck!”
    Harry’s head pounded, the feeling amplified by the exponentially increasing volumes of the witch beside him.
    He moaned.
    He felt her hands over him, shaking his shoulders, “Harry? Harry!”
    He swatted at her, pushing her arms away, “Geroff, Hermione! I’m hungover enough as is,” he said, groaning as his temples throbbed once more.
    “What?”
    “I said I’m hungover enough! Stop–”
    His cheek burned furiously. Hermione had slapped him.
    He bolted up, turning to her with his mouth agape, “What the fuck?”
    “Oh, you idiot! You’re not hungover, we’re–we’re…bloody fucked,” she said, her hands covering her eyes. “We are so, horrendously fucked.”

    Harry and Hermione find themselves stuck in 1976 due to a Horcrux turned portkey turned time-turner, with no way to get home. In an effort make it back to present day and continue plotting Voldemort's demise, Hermione hatches a plan that requires her to befriend Regulus Black. And no, despite what Harry may suggest, whoring herself out is far beyond her moral caliber.

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    20 Jun 2026