OneBigKitchenUtensil
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A Natural Conclusion by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandoms: Marvel Noir (Comics), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
15 Dec 2025
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For Peter "Benj" Parker, AKA the Spider of Earth-90214, it was a natural conclusion to make that with the existence of Gods and curses, magic was real too, and could be harnessed. Unfortunately it doesn't help him get home after being forced into another universe, but it can help him and the others like him survive.
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- Part 1 of Magic Noir
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A boy and a spider meet, their lives change forever, and now they have to come to terms with what and who they are now.
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Rising Pressure by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandoms: BioShock 1 & 2 (Video Games), Pressure (Roblox)
20 Aug 2025
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In school, Sebastian gets some extra tutoring from a teaching assistant, Mr. Petrou, who understands why Sebastian is struggling and is willing to work with him and his Mom to make Sebastian's school life easier. Mr. Petrou is lost at sea a year later.
In the Hadal Blacksite, Sebastian finds a fellow fishman experiment with a scarily familiar face that he can't quite recognise.
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- Part 2 of Sins of a Father
- Part 1 of BioShock Pressure Crossover
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- English
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- 5,149
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 12
- Hits:
- 147
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The effects of the splicing Big Daddies go through has some unforeseen consequences, of the fishy variety.
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- Part 1 of Sins of a Father
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,110
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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This Home is Home and All That I Need by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types
02 Mar 2025
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Arkham Knight has nowhere to go after the failed Gotham Invasion. Stumbling upon one of his recovering mercs and the man's wife is a complete accident, but it's a welcome one, for all of them.
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- Part 1 of Militia Fics
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Magic Noir by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandom: Marvel Noir (Comics), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
15 Dec 2025
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In which Noir meets a god and decides magic must be real. Suprisingly he's right and he learns it.
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The Fire Siblings AU by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
13 Dec 2025
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Arkhamverse Cathie Todd = El Burke by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
17 Sep 2024
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The Catherine Todd is Elizabeth Burke tag but Jason is Arkham Knight instead of Red Hood.
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 30
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Sins of a Father by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandom: BioShock 1 & 2 (Video Games), Pressure (Roblox)
20 Aug 2025
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- Words:
- 7,259
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
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BioShock Pressure Crossover by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandom: BioShock 1 & 2 (Video Games), Pressure (Roblox)
20 Aug 2025
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- 5,149
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Second Chances by Jax0nArts
Fandoms: Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman - All Media Types
06 Oct 2025
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Good dad!Bruce Wayne is in an accident and finds himself in a new world. The Arkhamverse. There he encounters Arkham Knight and decides to take him home with him.
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Knights In Shining Armor by callmeapollo, Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra), ProwlSIC
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
03 May 2024
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“He’s tiny!” Garcia gasps from behind Morgan.
She tries to move a little closer, but Morgan stops her. “He’s still dangerous, Beautiful.”
“But look at him!”
“Looks can be deceiving.”
Garcia pouts, but stays a safe distance away.
The two guards roughly push the Arkham Knight towards Hotch and Rossi.
“Here’s your guy.” One of them sneers. “He’s your problem now. Call us when you are done with him.”
Or, the BAU ends up temporarily having custody of the infamous Arkham Knight and they learn more than they signed up for
CMDC week day 4: Profiling a Rogue/Bat
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- Part 35 of Chron’s CM/DC
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Knights Versus Knights by Blue_lotus
Fandoms: Gotham Knights (Video Game 2022), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham Knight Genesis (Comics)
20 Oct 2024
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After confronting a magic user, Gotham's protectors come face to face with versions of themselves from another universe.
It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact the alternate versions clearly had issues with their Red Hood.
Can they help them mend their relationships before they get sent back?
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I think the deathgrippers deserved something better so here I am.
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Here’s a short super self indulgent fic, haha.
It’s based off of my POTC fic with Familiar (The Devil and His Familiar) and OneBigKitchenUtensil’s POTC fic with Larinna (I decided the Flying Dutchman deserves a lesbian to scare people with) which is honestly so fun and funny, and you should definitely read it.
I couldn’t miss the opportunity to mix two wildly different characters together from the same sort of premise of fic, especially since I love both very much.
To be honest this fic is very much catered towards myself and OneBigKitchenUtensil, but if anyone else enjoys it, yay!