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    #girlavenger, or How Natasha Trended on Twitter and Saved the World by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    25 Aug 2013

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    Natasha becomes an internet phenomenon. It's nothing that she was ever trained for.

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    14 Aug 2026

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    Matters of Miscommunication by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    18 Jan 2026

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    “Hermione, I don’t think Malfoy has been teasing or insulting you. I think…” Ginny rolled her tongue in her mouth, struggling to speak the next words: “I think he was trying to court you.”

    “What? No!"

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    Hermione is determined to smile through Malfoy’s blatant taunting without biting his head off.

    Draco is delighted that Hermione responds well to his courtship instead of biting his head off.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Inheritance by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    21 Nov 2020

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    Draco is an Auror. Hermione is just trying to do her job. Neither of them are prepared for what happens after she wakes up hungover in his bed. And someone, but there's really no telling who, has a secret that threatens their magical reality. Dramione with supporting cast of familiar faces (plus a dash of Viking nonsense), nine years post-war. COMPLETE.

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    18 Dec 2025

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    Shall Be Vested by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)  

    11 Oct 2018

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    Darcy Lewis just wanted to strike out on her own. Unfortunately, she lands in Washington, DC, ten minutes before three helicarriers fall from the sky.

    So she starts a charity, fights Hydra, and falls for an archer, because what else are you going to do in the aftermath?

    (Post-Winter Soldier, AU for AoU and everything after.)

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    26 Nov 2025

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    Tea Towels and Other Weapons of Courtship by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    25 Apr 2025

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    Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger.
    Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown.
    Nothing about this is graceful.
    They're both doing it anyway.

    Expect:

    -missed signals
    -disaster courtship rituals
    -deeply amused Slytherins
    -Ginny Weasley gives dating advice
    -a tea towel that counts as an act of war
    -"this is fine" energy
    -Hermione Granger, missing every signal
    -Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship
    -nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely graceful

    Challenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers
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    Patience, elegance
    Required Tag: Cultural Misunderstandings or Slow Burn

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    05 Nov 2025