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Once upon a time, a lonely girl met an abused boy. She gave him a birthday card, he gave her Pixie Stix, and they gave each other confidence. Then they met a stray dog and learned of another world, the sort of world that swallowed brilliant girls and orphan boys whole and left only the bones.
And they decided to Kick. Its. Ass.
They also kind of got engaged, but they'll sort that out later.
(Now a full canon rewrite with 90% less angst and at least 200% more chaos. Highlights include accidental kidnappings, intentional kidnappings, glitterpigs, eldritch horrors, tooth-rotting fluff, bad-ass children, a handful of competent adults, unexpected medieval weaponry, misuse of household cleaning charms & equipment, and unsupervised Lovegoods.)
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26 Aug 2026
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Harry Potter and The Baby on the Doorstep- REWRITE by TurtleProphet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jul 2026
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'I’m not in there anymore.'
Repeating the words like a mantra, Harry forced himself onward.
He opened the front door.
And froze.
There was a little baby, lying on the doorstepHarry finds a baby, left much like he was thirteen years earlier, on the doorstep of the Dursleys. Making a split-second decision, he uses what was given to him to get the baby to Gringotts, making sure himself and the little girl were safe. this leads to secrets being uncovered, betrayals discovered, and Harry remaking himself as someone not to fuck with so he can protect his daughter.
all while, eventually, trying to bag a certain Blue-eyed, blonde-haired girl that is his beautiful soulmate. \
how does this change the narrative?
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22 Aug 2026
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Magic and myth by Fantasticoncer
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
12 Aug 2026
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09 Jul 2026
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Castor Lilypott, the Freak Who Lived by Portias_Nest
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Monster High (Cartoon 2010)
30 May 2026
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Petunia berated Harry Potter for being a freak, just like his mother. So when an incredibly tall fellow freak turned up to take him away, he was more than happy to go with them into a world of magic and mayhem.
Much to Dumbledore’s dismay, the tall freak in question wasn’t Hagrid, but Nora Bloodgood, the Headless Headmistress of Monster High. And when all Dumbledore’s efforts to find and rescue the missing saviour fail, he throws caution to the wind and throws Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.
The bigoted world of Wizarding Britain is not ready for a saviour raised by “creatures”.
A Monster High/Harry Potter Crossover!
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07 Jul 2026
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Harry Potter has never been good at lying under pressure, and his latest misstep lands him in deep trouble. Now he's the Lord of an extremely ancient, extremely Dark, previously extinct house of Necromancers. Lucky for him he has friends who can keep up and enemies that are determined to draw the wrong conclusions. Coming of age story about found family, terrifying your enemies, telling the man to shove it, and evil little abominations that just want ear scritches.
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Harry blinked. He had to stop himself from doing something very stupid, like screaming in a public place or trying to run and plowing into a wall.
Waiting a small distance from the exit to the elevator were the absolute last people he’d wanted to see. There stood Lucius Malfoy, looking about as composed as ever, though the sheen of sweat on the edges of his brow and the way his faint smile looked like it could shatter at any moment somewhat soured the image of perfect pureblood Lord. Next to him was Fudge, whose trembling hands squeezed each other white. There was a woman beside them, he didn’t know her but her stern and monocled form reminded him of a particularly cross McGonagall.
“Lord Mortis?” The Minister inquired
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05 Jul 2026