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Marcus Hale spent fifty-four years turning cartoon fight scenes into real martial arts. He died the way he trained: stubbornly, and with his fists up.
Now a bored god has handed him a second run. The setting: Konoha. The character: a six-year-old pariah with a fox sealed in his gut. The catch: the world runs on a System that treats life like a game — stats, quests, skills, and a level counter that only goes up if he bleeds for it.
He knows how the story is supposed to go. He knows who dies, who lies, and which teacher smiles while sharpening a knife. And he has decided that the Dead Last of the Hidden Leaf is going to grind his way to the top — even if half the Academy faculty is trying to keep him at the bottom.
Gamer!Naruto. Smart, meta-aware Naruto. Martial arts + ninjutsu. Fem!Sasuke. Genin exams at 16. Slow build, close bonds, and an Uzumaki clan waiting to be rebuilt.
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The Yamanaka were one of the primary families involved in Konoha’s interrogation and information business. They were known for it. Beyond it just being a specialty, it was their responsibility to know more than anyone else in the village. Ino, more than anyone other than perhaps Shikamaru should have noticed the discrepancies that seemed to follow Naruto.
How much of what she knew was based on assumptions and rumors?
What did she actually know about Naruto?(OR: Ino pays attention to Naruto and his oddities. Naruto learns what it means to have an actual friend. The village doesn't know what hits it.) (PRE-Chunin Exam! Will feature the Chunin Exam as well!)
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After a mix-up with his papers, Jaune finds himself needing to stay in Vale before he can enroll next year. Since he can't afford an apartment on his own, he ends up sharing a place with one Glynda Goodwitch, who turns out to be an absolute mess outside of her job. This was gonna be a long year.
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Three Whorehouses by DaBossMan
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
15 Oct 2026
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Byleth Eisner is a man who has earned the title "Ashen Demon" due to both his killing talents, and because he has never shown emotion. No rage, no sadness, no joy. And no love.
But all that changes when he meets the very haughty and perverted goddess named Sothis and finds himself employed as a teacher. Now, surrounded by beautiful women and finding his libido passively supercharged by Sothis, will Byleth manage to keep his emotionless facade and stave off his urges? Spoiler alert: No. No, he doesn't -
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“I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks once. I fear the man who has practiced one kick ten thousand times.”
-Bruce LeeNaruto, being Naruto, goes a little bit crazy when he first learns the Academy Basic Three.