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Lana Rey, Will You Serve Me Lemonade (rewritten) by Stupid_Scene_Kid
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
24 Jul 2026
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“So, what's a dashing man like you doing busting tables at a place like this?”
“…money.” Herman answers flatly.
“Fair enough, but wouldn't you rather be anywhere else?”
“Wouldn't anyone? I mean, your table is- was the best one I've served tonight.”
“I know,” he steps closer, glancing at himself in the mirror, “we’re amazing. So this job is a bust?”
“Yes sir, it is.”
Chad visibly shudders. “Ooh, I love the way you say that. Yes sir…” He repeats it to himself, like he's trying to replay the memory. “So sexy.”
Herman stares at him, his eyes are dazed and he’s leaning on the counter for support.
Oh, he’s drunk.