Prenderghast
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Galen Bradwarden and Valerian rode off on horseback at the end of the 1981 movie "Dragonslayer"; this scene picks up several hours later. I don't own these characters, and no additional princesses get munched on by a dragon in this one-shot.
Bookmarked by Prenderghast
17 Aug 2026
-
A Christmas Carol For Morons by Platinumglow
Fandoms: A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens, Barbie in A Christmas Carol (2008), The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
20 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
So, you have to read A Christmas Carol, but you don’t want to, or you don’t have access to the version with the Muppets. Never fear, I am here! With no Muppets unfortunately.
Let’s go on a journey of the Christmas spirit with a protagonist who has no spirit until it’s scared into him, three ghosts, and a lot of death. Like an insane amount of death. Yay!Bookmarked by Prenderghast
08 Aug 2026
-
The Iliad For Morons by Platinumglow
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey (Movie 2026)
20 Aug 2026
Tags
Summary
Guess who's not dead? That's right, your favorite summary series is back and ready to absolutely ruin Homeric classics for you. Yep, it's time for the Iliad, retold for absolute morons and written in the most hyperactive way possible. Plus, now I can tag with EPIC the Musical and piss off a whole NEW group of people! Yay!
Trigger Warnings: Kidnapping, being generally weird towards women, Agamennon's entire existence, death, so much death, general war stuff. Again this book was written thousands of years ago and some of the general concepts are not OKAY in today's word but they were okay back then. Keep that in mind.
Bookmarked by Prenderghast
08 Aug 2026
-
The Chronicles of Narnia For Morons by Platinumglow
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Chronicles of Narnia - All Media Types, Chronicles of Narnia (Movies)
15 May 2024
Tags
Summary
So, you wanna read The Chronicles of Narnia, don’tcha? CS Lewis's flagship magical shenanigans books, the one book series that made all of us want a wardrobe, a very floofy lion and one hell of a evil witch? But you can’t, because you’re a moron.
Well, never fear, my dear readers! For I, the same idiot who summarized the whole Silmarillion, will now summarize all seven books of the Narnia series. I hope you like lampposts. And lions. And me having a mental breakdown because none of the lore makes sense. Should be fun!
Bookmarked by Prenderghast
08 Aug 2026
-
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea For Morons by Platinumglow
Fandoms: Vingt mille lieues sous les mers | Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - Jules Verne, 20.000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954), 20.000 Leagues Under the Sea: Submarine Voyage (Disney Parks Attraction), 20.000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954) RPF
20 Aug 2026
Tags
Summary
Welcome under the ocean on a trip with Professor Arronax, his servant Conseil, Ned "I do NOT want to be here" Land, and Captain Nemo, the leader of this fantastic voyage. And I am here too, to summarize all of the descriptions and scientific names for fish. And all the fish notation. Seriously half this book is about fish.
Some warnings: book was written in the 1800s and thus may not reflect modern sentiments, I am the funny transcriber just remember that, a LOT of death, and a lot of violence
Bookmarked by Prenderghast
07 Aug 2026