PrestoPasta
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Probable Outcomes by PrestoPasta
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Nov 2016
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Dougal the demiguise's sight lets him see more than the average creature. Whether or not what he sees is relevant has yet to be decided.
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Salon Leucous by PrestoPasta
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), Supernatural, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
05 Jan 2014
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Based on the prompt "Someone please write me a fic where Thranduil and Lucius Malfoy run a hair salon together and instead of doing any actual work they bitch about their customers and interfere in their sons love lives"
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- Part 1 of Hair Salon AU
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Psychiatric Consultation of an Ex-Death Eater by PrestoPasta
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2013
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When Draco Malfoy finds himself wandering his house late at night pondering his relationship with a certain member of the golden trio, only one thing is available to offer him their opinion and assistance.
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Fred has been gone for a while now and George can't remember the last time he got a decent night's sleep.
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Hair Salon AU by PrestoPasta
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Supernatural, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
05 Jan 2014
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BDSM AU. Kurt may be as queer as a three dollar bill, but in New York he doesn't have to pretend to act like a proper sub on top of all of that. He can hold his head up high and make his own way through the big city without some dom holding his leash. He can be anything he wants.
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04 Sep 2026
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while the iron's hot by glycerineclown
Fandoms: The Punisher (TV 2017), Jessica Jones (TV), Daredevil (TV)
26 Nov 2020
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On the outside, Karen Page is fiercely independent. She rejects the idea that she needs to be taken care of—she’s been on her own for years, and she works hard to be taken seriously by her colleagues.
On the inside, well. She could use a goddamn break.
THE “ANVIL’S A BDSM CLUB AND FRANK IS THE BOUNCER” AU.
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- Part 1 of while the iron's hot
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02 Sep 2026
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Caitlin
ok this IS earth shattering newsCaitlin
the concept of the worst team in the league getting ilya rozanov because some random girl managed to lock down “russia’s greatest love machine” and have him so whipped that he moves to OTTAWA??Caitlin
like who the fuck is this girl?????Cassie
Literally all I know is that her name is JaneCaitlin
who the fuck are you jane!!!!!!(the ottawa wag chat finds out about jane. cue them finding out little bits of jane lore until some things add up)
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- Part 20 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 15 of hr: online edn
- Part 7 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
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02 Sep 2026
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Operation Romeo & Juliet by apageinthisbook
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Mar 2026
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Cliff hates the waiting game, mostly because it goes on way too long. A year. A year of trying to find a moment to bring up the ring, casually mentioning Jane where it won’t push Roz away, making exasperated eye contact with his teammates with each failed lead.
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The Boston Bears just want their captain to be happy, they don't mean to uncover the most well kept secret in the NHL.
Good thing the rookies are cute, Rozanov can't yell at cute.Series
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- English
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- 6/6
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01 Sep 2026
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Il*a Ro*anov, Super WAG of Montreal by quaerhye
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Aug 2026
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RC: Boston?
Bonnie: Noooooo now I see why Shane took so long to lock you down!
Lily: 😎Shane likes a girl who knows what is quality hockey
Lou: I can’t imagine how hard it must be, knowing that your girlfriend is probably a fan of Ro*anov
Lily: what is *?
Lou: It’s to keep our chat clean and family-friendly. No talking about the enemy.
Lily: what if enemy is hot? Not as hot as Shane but still hot?
Nat: omfg Lily you crack me up
Jackie: I’m dying. Does Shane know you think Ro*anov is hot?
Lily: 😇I must go now. Nice to meet you ladies!
Bonnie: what a girl. I love her.
Nat: she didn’t answer Jackie’s question 😭😭😭————
In which Ilya accidentally outs himself and the Montreal WAGS become Hollanov’s greatest defenders post-FanMail Incident- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
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31 Aug 2026