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    Andrew has the damn thing for a year before he makes any use of it.

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    Three times Andrew almost asks a very dangerous question, and the one time he does.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    PALMETTO HIGH SCHOOL ATHLETIC FUNDRAISER
    WINTER SERENADES - $5 EACH

    On sale Dec. 15-17 during lunch blocks. Support our teams, and let them show your friends how much you care through choreographed song and dance!

    Participation in the fundraiser is mandatory for all student-athletes. Maybe none of this would have happened if they weren't pushed out of their comfort zones. (But honestly, maybe it was always going to end this way.)
    A story about the joys of competition, the people in your corner, and, of course, the misfortune of being a teenager in love with your best friend.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    At Palmetto State University, Professors Neil Josten and Andrew Minyard are individually considered the most terrifying people in the Law Department.

    Together, apparently, they’re married.

    Unfortunately for the students of PSU, discovering this fact somehow explains everything and absolutely nothing at all.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Jean asks for a favor. Neil finds himself at the center of a territorial squabble. It's him. He's the territory.

    “But why me?”

    “You are my only good option. Aaron is straight. Andrew is rabid. Allison and Seth are on and off so often it’s impossible to keep track. Dan and Matt are a couple and getting them both to agree to pretend to date me would be harder. Renee doesn’t like men. Katelyn is lovely but Aaron would be angry. I don’t know which of the others started or stopped dating over the summer. That leaves you."

    “What about Kevin?”

    Jean scoffs. “You cannot be serious.”

    “He’s…” What is Kevin? Not any better at telling Riko ‘no’ than Jean is, and, subsequently, probably not great at lying to him. Also, is it really believable that Kevin would jeopardize the team and their athletic careers by shitting where he eats? Probably not. Kevin’s amended hierarchy of needs just has the word EXY at the base. Somewhere far above that are pedestrian concerns like ‘food’ and ‘water’ and ‘shelter.’

    “Taller,” Neil finishes lamely. “He’s taller.”

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    19 Jun 2026