ProfessionalEngieBreeder
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The RED Pyro has a strange & disturbing fascination with the BLU Spy, which causes him a great deal of distress when It constantly seems to find him in the most unfortunate of circumstances & make them worse
In the few seconds of cloak Spy had left, The Pyro stopped just short of where Spy was backed into a corner. Spy’s suit smoldered where the flames had just barely grazed over it & the man tensed at the smell, knowing he would be the next to burn.
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rules of the fey by carbonarajerald
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
12 Nov 2025
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To get a wish granted, you summon a fairy. You didn't think he'd be so... eccentric.
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20 Aug 2026
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Hatsune Miku a famous and popular vocaloid and idol was getting ready to go to her new show!!
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09 Aug 2026
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They finally cross the line, and Sniper fucks her boss at a company Smissmas party.
Or: A basic demonstration of unprofessionalism
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09 Aug 2026
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'An apology would imply one of them could stop. Lying on the cold floor of the van at four in the morning, both of them know with total, hopeless clarity that they aren't going to.
Some part of each of them has quietly become load-bearing in the architecture of the other's survival - not loved, not even liked most days, just necessary.
You don't call the splint poorly holding together a broken bone good for you if you can't walk without it anymore.They are the worst thing to happen to someone else.'
tldr; theyre miserable and lonely and two steps away from r&jing themselves.
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09 Aug 2026
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My name is Yuri Inoue, and I am an irredeemable freak.
As much as I would love to open and shut this narrative with that single, all-encompassing statement, I unfortunately will be tormented by my pervasive need to justify my own disgusting actions until I have created a suitably-convoluted house of cards that will absolve me of culpability for the terrible things I have done. As such, dear reader, allow me to painstakingly recount several ultimately-meaningless details of my life in the hopes that maybe such a long and elaborate justification will exonerate me in your eyes, and let me start by amending my opening statement in order to garner more sympathy:
My name is Yuri Inoue, and I am addicted to masturbation.
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09 Aug 2026