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The hunting knife is twice the size of the fruit in his hand, but Ronon handles it with ease.
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Maybe He's Born With It (Maybe It's GlaxosEpsilonYor) by Punk
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
22 Jan 2026
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It's maybe the first real conversation they've had where one of them isn't accusing the other of academic misconduct or not loving his mom.
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John Sheppard, reaching new heights of not seeing it coming.
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New Year Market by Punk for esteefee
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
29 Sep 2024
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If Leonard doesn't get some lucky dumplings in the next ten minutes there's going to be hell to pay.
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In which Mr. Spock unwittingly discovers rural Iowa is as strange a place as any other in the universe.
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Contains two Smallville fics: Freshman Orientation, and a story that can be read as its sequel, Domestic Relations.
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"Spooky Action At a Distance" is the theory in physics, opposed by Einstein, that suggests that particles in the universe separated by great distances are able to exchange information and perform in synch. This doesn't entirely explain what's up with Mulder, though.
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Anthropomorphipology: The study of humans by tables.
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And in changing them, we made them ours.
Meta-fiction about the things we do to the characters we love, and the things those characters do to us in return.
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Interstitial and its prequels.
In published order: Interstitial, Name Us a King, Angry Greeks.
In chronological order: Name Us a King, Angry Greeks, Interstitial.
Plus Leftovers, a missing scene from Interstitial, and author commentary on Interstitial.
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this is peace and contentment; it's new by nambi
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
27 Sep 2026
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“Okay, screw you,” I say anyway, because that’s what we do. I take the shower head off its holder and aim it at Rocky, dousing him in water.
Rocky straightens his legs, startled. He just stands there, frozen, and for a moment I’m worried I’ve hit a nerve or something, that the sensation scrapes against something primal in his brain, like cold, wet caves back when Eridians didn’t yet know how to build shelter. I’m about to put the shower head back.
But then, the moment I’m no longer spraying him, Rocky turns around and all but shoves his carapace in my direction.
I’m perplexed, mustering him with the water aimed away from him, and Rocky stomps a claw against the tiling.
“Oh,” I say, grinning. I turn the spray toward him again, and Rocky gives a shuddering hum of pure glee. “You like that, huh?”
“Yes,” he says, wiggling from side to side like a tortoise rubbing its little butt on a bristle brush. “Like like like.”
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Or: Rocky joins Grace in the shower. Shenanigans ensue.
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Bookmarked by Punk
05 Oct 2026
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Short, sweet, fluffy, delightful.
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when it's over, you're the start by Spades (bumblingbees)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Apr 2026
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“Hey! It’s a lot up here, okay? It’s a normal response to stress.” He rubs a hand over his face. “Okay, I cried a lot down there, too. But not in class! Not if I could help it. But having to say goodbye, gosh, I’ve never been good at that.” Grace laughs, but it sounds sad. His mouth is shut firmly, and he leans against my ball. He’s so soft, his body melds to the side of the xenonite with ease. “I can’t imagine what a mess I’ll be when—” he cuts himself off, but I know what was coming next.
I’m not sure how I’ll be when we say goodbye either. It didn’t seem like it’d matter so much at first, after all, if we part ways, it means we succeeded. I’d be going back to Erid, to Adrian, to home. But I’d be leaving behind Grace. The thought of that is unpleasant. It sinks deep in me; the emotion is painfully familiar. It’s been a long time since I’ve had anyone to mourn losing anyone again. I don’t want to think about it, I’m not ready.
or 5 times Rocky feels something for Grace. 1 time he does something about it.
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05 Oct 2026
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to have and to hold by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
21 Jun 2026
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“Grace promise to be very calm about many things immediately,” Rocky said, his voice low and serious. “Grace promise now.”
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01 Oct 2026
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please do not feed the animals by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
27 Apr 2026
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“Hold still, lovely alien,” the Eridian croons, snapping a claw closed around the hem of my cardigan. “♫♬♩ will be so gentle, yes.”
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Bookmarked by Punk
28 Sep 2026
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The perfect balance of them being sweet and cuddly, and giving each other shit, lovingly.
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forever altered by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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Grace is put on cleaning duty and gets a mysterious fourth bag of vodka for his troubles.
Rocky begrudgingly takes on the role of Designated Driver slash Space Blob Supervisor, and receives a different kind of gift in return.
“Grace. What are you doing?”
Grace's mouth, still smushed against my xenonite, curves upward: Contentment, happiness, satisfaction. Interesting, that it should be prone to smiling when made stupid by ethanol, but not so much when it gets stupid because of a lack of sleep.
“‘s called a kiss, buddy. I‘m givin’ you. A kiss. ‘cause you're my best friend annnnd I like you. And y’nno what, you're actually pretty nice. When you’re not goin’ outta your way to be mean to me, that is.”
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Bookmarked by Punk
26 Sep 2026