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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    “It's hard to see a Goetia - especially a prince of the Ars Goetia - fall so far,” Andrealphus says, circling Stolas. “It's the sort of deviance that we would expect from imps and hellhounds! And yet! One of our own.”

    “Get on with it,” Satan orders, “I'm hungry.”

    The cunt bows. “Of course, Your Majesty. I mean to say; I am sympathetic to Stolas. He's been, shall we say, rather imbalanced for years now - what he really needs is help. Help to return to Goetian society and resume his position in one hundred years with the expected graces.” He barely holds in a villainous cackle. “So, Your Majesty, I ask that you entrust this duty to myself. A… Conservatorship, of sorts. Until Stolas is well.”

     

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    After the trial, Andrealphus takes Stolas back to the palace. Blitzø must find a way to rescue him.

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    24 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    " Even before starting I.M.P, Blitzø got to be the (literal) top dog in his relationships. Whether it was a succubitch or a baphomet, Blitzø called the shots in the bedroom. And he was never much good at relationships in any other room, so that was all that mattered. Even on the rare occasions he had a dick plowing his tight, red hole, Blitzø was still the one barking orders. It's what he likes.

    So obviously, Stolas is fucking perfect. The biggest bottom in the seven rings - more than even that spider freak - and totally obsessed with Blitzø from day one. Not that Blitzø had realised back then, but no time like the present. Stolas loves giving up control and taking orders, and Blitzø could always offer that.

    And now…

    Well, he's been feeling like a bit of a perverted asshole, because Stolas is living on his ratty sofa and slumming it as his secretary when his previous career had literally been blue-blooded bastard. And that would all be terrible on its own, but Blitzø is kind of, sort of, maybe, getting off on it. "

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    24 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Blitz and Stolas get ready to throw a party.

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    15 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    Stella drops a check on Blitz's desk. "I am prepared to offer you enough money for you to never have to work again, you insolent insect."

    Blitz's eyes widen when he makes out the number of digits written in the amount section of the check. He squints up at Stella. "And what's the catch?" he asks slowly. He draws his hand away from the SOS buttons.

    "Break Stolas's heart."

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    Stella has a business proposal for Blitz. It doesn't go well for her.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Blitz is a down-on-his-luck comedian wasting away his shitty life in the living world. Then he trips and falls into a summoning ritual for the demon prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia, and things sure do happen!

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    27 Nov 2025