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One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
07 Aug 2026
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Shenanigans ensue when one middle finger to the Academy too many gets Starfleet Cadet James T. Kirk booted off planet for a summer internship aboard the V.S.S. Sh'Raan.
He's hiding a major secret from the oh so earnest and helpful Vulcans, but the longer he's on the ship, the more Jim starts to wonder if they're keeping secrets from him, too.
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Captain Spisee handed Jim a heavy sheet of rich, cream paper embossed with gold dusted Vulcan calligraphy bearing the ship’s name. It was a bit cheap by the standards of Vulcan stationary aesthetics, but shipboard life meant some sacrifices. In the most elegant handwriting he’d ever had the privilege to lay eyes on, it read:
Human Enrichment and Optimal Health Program:
- One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat (more provided upon request)
- Seventy (70) Seconds of Hug Time Per Week (divided between crew members as you deem necessary)
- Three (3) Discrete Instances of Daily Praise
- Three (3) Structured Entertainments per week
- Minimum of One (1) Social Companion per meal (more available upon request)“We would appreciate detailed weekly feedback on the efficacy of our Human integration efforts."
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18 Aug 2026
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To everyone else, the Queen of Hearts is the ruthless leader of Wonderland. To her daughters and their friends, she's a doting mother; it's no surprise that her kids turned out just like her.
To Auradon, Cinderella is the poster woman for mothers everywhere. To Chloe, she's the worst, most overbearing woman she's ever met.
So what happens when the rebel Princess of Hearts shows the chained-down Charming what freedom feels like? What happens when Chloe embraces that freedom a bit too much?
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- Part 3 of My Descendants Universe
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17 Aug 2026
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The feeling that resembled love by Starry_jams
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series (TV)
27 Jun 2025
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Spock goes through pon farr on the ISS Enterprise. The events mirror the events of Amok Time. Kirk notices something wrong with his first officer and tries to help, desperate not to let him die. After all, loyalty is important in the Empire.
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12 Aug 2026
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Spock worships Jim; mind and body, and lets him take what he wants.
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- Part 3 of KiScon 25 Request Fills
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12 Aug 2026
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Ichor by Illegalpaladin (kellysaur)
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series (TV)
24 Jun 2026
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Humming, Kirk steps over a body that lay at his feet—still twitching and warm—and saunters over towards where Spock kneels before him. “You truly think the people of this planet are that foolish? Stupid enough that they’re willing to devote their lives to the first man stronger than them?”
“I do not think them fools, Sir.”
Kirk pauses, his expression one of impatience. “Explain.”
“Vulcans do not believe in the divine. However, I discovered long ago that you were the exception. Their decision to worship you will be a logical one.”
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- Part 1 of Pal's Mirrorverse
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12 Aug 2026