QueenShansRevenge
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Seanie's on the outs with Charmaine, and he goes to the only place he knows he's welcome.
Laszlo welcomes him with open arms and questionable intentions.
When he offers Sean some of the mysterious powder he recently procured, their night turns upside down. And backwards. And back around again.
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When the zoo finds itself in the path of the hurricane, Ed and his panther find themselves sheltering in place with the strange keeper and his twenty flamingos. Ed's been fascinated since he first saw Stede, but will proximity spark something more between them?
“Arthur, where are y— Ed!”
It sends a thrill through Ed to hear Stede’s tone change from its previous exasperated tone. It shouldn’t. Stede sounds like that about everyone. Stede sounds like that about the slightly dry tuna mayonnaise sandwiches at the monthly meeting.
“Hey.”
Stede is wearing his zoo-issued polo, of course, the logo new and crisp, barely out of the plastic wrapper, and his khaki shorts are pretty standard, but his wellies are nearly the same pink as the flamboyance of flamingos trailing behind him, with added sparkle.
Ed doesn’t smile when he sees them. The corners of his mouth might turn up, but that’s different. He’s been away for a month and he’s missed anyone being so inescapably Stede, with his flamingos gathered around him loosely, and lovingly eyeing the feed bucket he’s carrying.
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27 Aug 2026
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The Fast & the Fluffiest, Or: UNLIKELY ANIMAL FRIENDS RETIRED RACING DOG AND ALPACA LOVE EACH OTHER REAL NOT CLICKBAIT by bizarrelittlemew, serpent_and_dahlia
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Jul 2026
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“Stede,” Ed said slowly, and even to his own ears he sounded a bit faint, “why do you have a llama in the living room?”
Stede closed the front door behind him with a sigh. “Actually, Jeff’s an alpaca.”
Felt like that was sort of missing the point here, but sure. Ed would play ball. “Okay. Stede, why do you have an alpaca in your living room?”**
Other guys have their mid-life crisis, they buy an irresponsible sports car. But Edward Teach—formerly one of the greatest Formula 1 Drivers of all time, now Just Some Guy—already has a sports car. Actually, he has six.Ergo: Ed buys an irresponsible hobby farm instead. Weirdly, this does not fill the hole in his heart.
But his highly neurotic rescue dog and hot new vet boyfriend might...
If Stede would fucking call him back.
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06 Aug 2026
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Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me by soupbtch (freshthyme)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 Aug 2024
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Ed has a new understudy. An incredibly hot, fascinating understudy.
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16 Jul 2026
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Stede gets a copy of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. After putting versions of himself and his loved ones into the game, he learns more about himself than he bargained for, especially relating to his feelings for his best friend, Ed.
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18 Jun 2026
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to be the darkness behind your shining star by CartoonMayor
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Sep 2022
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Edward, god of the dead, kidnaps Stede, god of spring. Greek mythology ensues.
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12 Jun 2026