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It took Ed a moment before he caught on and started to take off his weapons himself. He put the gun aside but lingered on the knife.
He wanted this, wanted to be pressed against the broad chest, wanted to be held down by the strong arms, wanted the large hands to crack him wide open, leaving him completely vulnerable, before just—He shuddered and couldn’t say if it was from desire or from fear of the precarious position meeting those desires would require of him.
“I want to make myself very clear, mate,” he said slowly. He could feel the smoky tendrils of Blackbeard creep into his voice. He hated it. It was necessary. “I’m here because I just wanna get fucking railed and everybody out there’s being real fuckin’ weird about it.”
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An illustrated exploration of why one would get a "Trust No One" tramp stamp (that tattoo did not look fresh!), since that feels less like a reminder to yourself and more like a message to the people topping you...
Told through seven sexual encounters spanning from Hornigold's ship to Post-Canon Era.Series
- Part 1 of The Marks Left On Your Skin
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24 Aug 2026
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Since watching the Revenge sail off into the sunset, Stede Bonnet has devoted himself to his new purpose in life: Worshipping at the altar of Edward Teach.
This is just straight-up innkeepers era smut, crew.
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23 Aug 2026
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“Shhh,” Ed says, though who he’s shushing, Stede has no idea. His head lolls helplessly, and he lurches forward into Stede’s arms like a sack of sexy, drunk potatoes. “Shhhhhh, s’late.”
“It is,” Stede agrees, amused. “Did you have a good time?”
“Mm. We stayed in. Fang made old fashioneds.”
“You hate old fashioneds.”
“Made old fashioneds for him,” Ed clarifies, his voice slack against Stede’s neck. “For me, he made. Uhh. This thing with, like. Birthday cake vodka?”
“Sounds yummy. What were the other ingredients?”
Ed loosens himself from the embrace, teetering backwards to squint at Stede.
“What other ingredients?” he slurs.
(Or: Ed comes home plastered. Stede has a few moral reservations about giving him what he asks for. A modern era two-shot about communication, vulnerability, consent and birthday cake vodka. It's mostly drunk sex. Happy birthday, SD!)
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16 Aug 2026
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Blackbeard's a top. Had to be, what with the reputation and all.
When their first time doesn't go as perfectly as either of them hoped, Ed's surprised by the question.
He's even more surprised by his answer.Series
- Part 4 of Pirate Love
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11 Aug 2026
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“Take me to bed.”
“To make lov-”
“Do not call it that.”Bookmarked by RandomAlien16
08 Aug 2026