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   Umamusume: Busta Derby! by Lanceryder

   Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Grand Theft Auto Series (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No category
   • Work in Progress

   03 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Carl "CJ" Johnson
   • Mike Toreno
   • Vodka (Uma Musume)
   • Tanino Gimlet (Uma Musume)
   • Daiwa Scarlet (Uma Musume)
   • Dream Journey (Uma Musume)
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Kiryuin Aoi (Uma Musume)
   • Riko Kashimoto (Uma Musume)
   • Otonashi Etsuko (Uma Musume)
   • Daiwa Major
   • Busta - Freeform
   • CIA
   • Crack
   • Timeline makes no sense!
   • Mother Tanino Gimlet
   • Former CIA agent Toreno Gimlet
   • American Abroad
   • Pro-US Imperialism As A Character Trait
   • 90s and 2000s combined
   • Siblings Who Would Absolutely Fight In A Parking Lot
   • Vodka Thinks This Is The Coolest Thing Ever
   • Gimlet Thinks This Is The Worst Thing Ever
   • she is not happy
   • The CIA Is Involved And Nothing Is Fine
   • Crossover
   • Alternate Universe
   • Strong Language
   • Referenced Drug Use
   • referenced gang activity
   • Crimes & Criminals
   • Excuse Plot

   Summary

   Toreno has done a lot of things in service of American interests. Orchestrated coups. Funded shadow operations. Made people disappear. Stolen experimental military aircraft.

   Sending a gangbanger to train his niece at Tracen Academy is, statistically speaking, probably fine.

   This is the journey of Carl Johnson and how he will train a girl with a dream, on how to be the coolest Umamusume to ever walked amongst earth.

   If the God of Destruction didn't kill him first

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   14,771

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

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   Bookmarked by RatSlayer101

   04 Jun 2026