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Chad and Robert take Herman out to a club, hoping to talk about their feelings. Instead they find out more about the watery hero's past.
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Bilbo comes back from his travel with new clothes to try on.
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- Part 3 of The Uncertain Past, The Future Present
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Take A Breather by ReturntoSleep
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
25 Oct 2023
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Bilbo is working too hard and Thorin wants him to rest in their own special way.
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- Part 2 of The Uncertain Past, The Future Present
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I Had A Weird Dream by ReturntoSleep
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Oct 2023
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While waiting for Thorin to return from a trip Bilbo has a very odd dream involving a grand quest,a greedy dragon,a magic ring, and no modern amenities.
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- Part 1 of The Uncertain Past, The Future Present
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The Uncertain Past, The Future Present by ReturntoSleep
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
27 Mar 2024
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After the world is destroyed and rebuilt the Valar decide to give their creations a second chance at a calmer life. Two creations bond beyond their past relationship and unite in marriage.
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"Strange, how one may wander half the world before realizing he has been following his own footsteps."
Five years after barely surviving the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin finds himself unfulfilled by the throne he vowed his life to reclaiming. When he finally steps out of the mountain once more, his journey reframes an old friendship and forces him to evaluate the true purpose of legacy and meaning.
a story told in three parts
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- Part 1 of Under Mountain, Under Hill
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20 Aug 2026
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Something strange and confusing happens when Anton and Viago first lay eyes on each other, which haunts them both. It's a good job their friends (and one enthusiastic sound engineer) know enough to dig.
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18 Aug 2026
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And there's a chance that things'll get weird. Yeah, that's a possibility. by pintpotjudas for postcardmystery
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
28 Oct 2022
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Viago gets dumped by the love of his afterlife, and everyone does their level (terrible) best to help him move on. Anton knows a thing or two about not getting the life you thought you were going to have. The camera crew are back to film every moment of it. More or less.
“Katherine left Viago a note.” Deacon says, turning to the camera and making a face as a moan of anguish echoes from behind the closed door of Viago’s chamber. “It seems that she met a younger man at the bingo hall, and they have- well, not ‘run’ away, because I do not think he can run with that metal frame thing he has to use to get about but- they have left.”
A crash comes from inside the room, and then more heartbroken crying.
Deacon winces. “Vladislav is comforting him.”
“We could just kill her if you like-” Vladislav can be heard saying.
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Bookmarked by ReturntoSleep
17 Aug 2026
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Chad doesn't realise how touch starved he is. That is, until, Herm starts touching him.
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01 Mar 2026
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Jayce and Viktor have been traveling throughout the multiverse for some time now, riding the adrenaline of their near-death experience. But Jayce can't help but to long for something else: the start of a new chapter and a new life, shared together.
Comic only. 16+. No explicit material. Post-canon, settling down in their eventual cabin. PDF and epub versions available to download (for free!) at luciiferous.neocities.org.
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- Part 1 of Postcanon JV Comics
Bookmarked by ReturntoSleep
25 Feb 2026