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Newly engaged Blair Waldorf has lost her 12-carat engagement ring and had her phone stolen all in the same day. Meanwhile, Dan Humphrey's assistant has just quit, throwing away her work phone on her way out. Blair just so happens to find the phone but Dan won't be getting it back anytime soon if she has her way. Gossip Girl meets I've Got Your Number by Sophie Kinsella.
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01 Sep 2026
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Blair doesn’t believe in fairytales anymore.
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01 Sep 2026
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To: Dan Humphrey
From: Blair Waldorf
Subject: Promotion is Mine, HumphreyHumphrey,
I can see you even from here polishing off your padfolio and prepping your resume. Might as well preemptively warn you that the promotion is mine. When I get it, I think I’ll be your boss, right? That should be fun :)
PS Are we still on for drinks at King Cole?
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Blair Waldorf and Dan Humphrey are Associate Editors at W Magazine. They'd like to think they're enemies but in reality, they spend their days being more friendly than hostile. From fighting over popcorn at the movies to debating where to get lunch, they hardly face real conflict. Until suddenly, they are competing for a promotion and it's no holds barred.
Told through emails, chats, and text messages.
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01 Sep 2026
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The very sound of his laughter, Dan's laughter, causes Blair to freeze, gin-clad hand suspended in mid-air. It can't be him. Not tonight, not on New Year's Eve. Maybe it's her imagination, she thinks momentarily, until she hears his name and knows for certain.
Set four years after 5x24.
Inspired by Taylor Swift's song, New Year's Day. One-Shot.
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01 Sep 2026
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His tie is never pink.
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31 Aug 2026