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A year after returning to the real world, Stanley's life is finally entirely his own. It's also quiet and lonely until the Adventure Line finds a route that reconnects him with the Narrator.
A month later, Stanley's coworker Mariella assumes that the older man who lives with him—and calls him at work with extremely particular grocery lists—is his boyfriend. Stanley is alarmed when he realizes that she's right.
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07 Oct 2026
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Update schedule: genuinely a mystery. I don’t know how many chapter are left it’s 67 because funny number
This all started as a college au where sage and recluse hate each other and then they kiss about it but now it’s turned into “how much has to happen before we hit Sapphire with a car?”
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Recluse spilled Sage’s coffee and didn’t apologize, so now Sage has decided to go through his socials to talk shit about him with his two friends Sugar and Sapphire. They end up uncovering some freaky shit. Ever since, it’s just a matter of time before recluse finds out and one ups his stalker behavior in the most insane way possible… now watch as I somehow get them to fall in love despite this impossible starting scenario.Series
- Part 1 of College AU and Bonus Content
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02 May 2026
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“I haven’t really been to a wedding where I’ve, uh… let loose. But, hey,” Dennis shrugged, “maybe I’m doing it wrong.”
“If I hadn’t already agreed to go to this conference, I’d offer to go with you,” Robby said casually. “Show you how it’s done. I’ve got a good track record as a plus-one, too.” Dennis had to say something. To interrupt. To shut this down. But what was he supposed to say? No, you can’t be my plus one, because I lied about my cousin, and there is no wedding, and it seems a little weird to bring a date to a fucking funeral– “Apparently parents love it when you bring home a doctor.”
And just like that, the bubble popped.
“I’m not gay,” Dennis snapped.
He had never hated the sound of his own voice as much as he did right then.
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Or, Dennis is anxiously headed home for a "wedding" in Broken Bow, Nebraska, the details of which are increasingly fuzzy. Robby's got a medical conference in Omaha that same weekend. So they carpool. Seventeen hours both ways in an enclosed space with no way out except a tuck and roll. This'll go great.- Language:
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23 Apr 2026
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Shadow Milk is good at a lot of things: sarcasm, cracking jokes, pretending he couldn't care less. But there's one skill he just can't seem to master - telling the truth about how he feels. Flowers? No reason. Cookies? They were just there. A kiss? His aim was off. He's been brushing it off for so long, he's almost convinced himself it means nothing. But this Friday, he's done lying. Because lying to someone who sees right through you is a losing game.
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17 Apr 2026
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There was a restlessness under Vaniel's ribs lately. A feeling that something..or someone was about to shift his world slightly off balance. He didn’t know why he felt that way. Maybe it was just the rent stress talking.
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OR: Pure Vanilla is a photographer who loves taking meaningful, artistic photos. But when rent is due and money runs low, he starts accepting commercial shoots, even though they feel empty to him.
He tells himself it’s only temporary..just until he gets back on his feet.
What he doesn’t expect is that one client, who seems like just another job at first, will end up changing his life completely.
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13 Apr 2026