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Naruto wanted to impress the board and maybe get that corner office. Instead, he got Uchiha Sasuke.
They're supposed to co-lead a major campaign.
Instead, they keep ending up in supply closets, empty meeting rooms, and one particularly ill-advised hotel room in Hokkaido.
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"Do you ever shut up?" Sasuke growled.
"Do you ever get over yourself?" Naruto snapped.
Sasuke pulled him closer.
"I could have you fired."
"Yeah, right. If that would make you feel better, you're welcome to call Daddy and—"
The words were swallowed by Sasuke's lips.
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05 Dec 2025
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save it for the bedroom
earthtodoraThis is the fic of my dreams
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To protect his father's diplomatic status, racer Naruto Uzumaki must agree to a bloodline cross with Sasuke Uchiha.
For Sasuke, it's a ticket out of his family's gilded cage.
Forced together by The Order's decree, this alpha and omega who despise each other must now pretend to be the one thing they're not: a perfect match.
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30 Nov 2025
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Flat Out
AcanthaMDI can NOT wait to read this once I'll have free time again
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"Thirty-two looks good on you, Sasuke,” Naruto says casually, like it’s an appropriate thing to say to a patron, like Sasuke isn’t sternly willing his blood not to crawl up his neck and bleed into his face.
Still, Sasuke doesn’t let it be known that he’s flustered. He smirks. “You’re not too bad yourself, idiot. We should catch up. It’s been a while."
Sasuke hasn’t seen his childhood best friend—and the only person he’s ever truly been in love with—since they were eighteen; fourteen whole years ago. He has a wife and a successful career; he moved on, accepting he’d never see Naruto again. Until he finds himself in Naruto’s restaurant, confronted by his own devastating passivity.
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29 Nov 2025
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The Baby Screams
trashygivenchyThis made me feel so many fucking emotions I don't even know what to say . Read it in one setting and everything
(sasuke with brown nipples and a full bush amen🙏)
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Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki navigate what they are to one another after the Fourth Great Ninja war, finding out just why their souls pulled them back together. Naturally, they cannot be normal about it and face hurdles along the way- some self inflicted.
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He was sunshine incarnate and Sasuke burned inside just being near him. His eyes were playful and staring down at Sasuke, a smirk tugging at his lips, slightly chapped. Breathing became difficult and Sasuke had the wildest thought of leaning up, and just kissing him. He blinked.
What the actual fuck was that?
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- Part 1 of Nexus of Souls Universe.
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27 Nov 2025
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Nexus of Souls
ExhaustedOwlI can't read any other canon divergence fic bc this is now how it should have all been nothing else feels right
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Sasuke is still here.
Or maybe; love hasn't passed them yet.
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Armistice
surveycorpsjeanFirst bottom naruto fic ive liked therse's just something about Bottom hokage naruto 🤤