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After learning the truth about the prophecy, Harry comes to a single conclusion: He is most definitely going to die. Well, if he’s going out, then Merlin be damned, he’d go out living his life to the fullest. And what better way to do that than by charming the knickers off of every girl who caught his fancy? Hogwarts isn’t ready for a Boy-Who-Lived with a death wish.
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07 Sep 2026
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Sick of dealing with his fame, Harry retired from the ministry, settling into a comfortable existence in Muggle London. But when he returns for one more Auror job, things go wrong, stranding him decades in the past.
Only, this isn't the past he remembers. There's a different Boy Who Lived. Familiar faces who should be dead are casually living their lives. War is on the horizon, one Harry has arrived just in time to end up in the middle of. With nowhere else to go, he ends up at Hogwarts once more, this time as a teacher.
Of Defense Against the Dark Arts... Right?
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27 Aug 2026
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Most pureblood witches are betrothed at birth by their fathers. It doesn’t matter if the chosen husbands are old, bald, or cruel, so long as it elevates the family’s standing. Frustrated by this outdated tradition, a group of young witches take matters into their own hands, choosing to date the one man their fathers hate above all else - Harry Potter. (Harry/Multi)
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02 Aug 2026
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While Lily was teaching her son potions, one thing led to another, and a potion exploded. Next thing Harry knew, he was suddenly the man of the house, and he could do whatever, whenever he wanted.
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- Part 3 of Harry likes his Mothers Sexually
- Part 5 of Harry Potter Smut Fics
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30 Jul 2026
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Twelve-year-old Harry Potter is tired of being bullied by his Dursley relatives, and when one night the Book of Slytherin appears before him, he is going to change his life with sadistic pleasure.
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30 Jul 2026