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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    It's remarkable, really, how quickly all thought leaves Ray's brain. He's always been an over thinker, always, ever since he was a little kid, but Pete's got this knack for calming him down in a way no one ever has before. Nothing, not drugs or alcohol or sleep-deprivation, has ever made him go fuzzy and blank like this. He feels like he's barely in control of himself, like Pete's snake charmer voice is fully in control of him, but it's not scary. It's nice, to give up like this. To just get out of his head for a little while.

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    02 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Gary tipped his head, pretending to be deathly offended. Collie was already prepared for whatever cheeky comment Gary would send his way, but he was utterly taken aback by what actually made its way out of his boyfriend's mouth. "I think someone didn't get his ass smacked for a while, huh?"

    Collie laughed. Teasing or not, this remark made his heart race even faster. He could feel himself get caught up in this game, and not a single one of his instincts came to scream at him to abandon the mission. "So what, should I turn around for you? Any other requests, chef?"

    Or parko getting their freak on in the kitchen. Phew

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    30 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    “Well,” Ray says, flippant, “I was thinking I’ll tell her something like, ‘hi, Mom, I missed you to death, meet the guy who saved me from a science fiction time vortex where we both got shot to death a bunch of times, sometimes he sticks his tongue in my mouth and I let him.’”

    Ray and Pete have just started putting their lives together in Ottawa. And then Ginnie shows up.

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    29 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    Josefumi is a college student turning 20 living with a roommate he barely ever talks to, Karera is the girl trying to celebrate his birthday to get closer to him, and Kira is the guy Josefumi actually ends up getting closer to. It takes less than two bottles of wine for Josefumi to realize he doesn't know anything about his roommate but he really, really wants to.

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    12 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Olson does not tumble wildly or aimlessly; instead, he feels drawn, pulled cleanly through a widening passage, as though time has opened up like a burrow and he’s been invited inside.

    It takes a lot of effort for Olson to collect his thoughts, but once he does, he’s hit with the horrific realization that he’s fallen down, down, down the rabbit hole.

    [or, hank olson isn't satisfied with his final grade in a class, so he travels back in time to take his final. but instead of going back 145 hours, he goes back 145 years]

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    08 Mar 2026