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    Five Times Percy Jackson Cheated At School by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan  

    14 May 2021

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    ...And One Time Someone Cheated Him

    The story of how Percy chooses a major, gets a family, and accidentally becomes a superstar in the world of classical studies. Turns out, being able to read ancient Greek and instinctively knowing how to sail every ship ever invented is actually pretty useful in some fields.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    the demons around you by

    Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)  

    29 Sep 2017

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    When Jon came back for her, he came with dragons.
    Dragons, and an army, and the promise of a crown, but all Sansa had ever wanted was him.

    (Or, the one in which Jon Snow knows his heritage, and the day Lord Stark betroths Sansa to Joffrey fucking Baratheon, he packs his things and travels to the other end of the world. The other end of the world turns out to be Astapor.

    Astapor, and Daenerys Stormborn.)

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    16 Sep 2026

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    The Enemy of Your Enemy (Is Still Occasionally Your Enemy) by for Filigranka

    Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic  

    19 Dec 2015

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    Another one for the record books, Carth thought as they hit the plains together—a Mandalorian and a Republic soldier patrolling together. Side by side, more or less. Their guns weren’t pointed at each other at least, which already made this encounter unprecedented.

     

    Carth and Canderous don't get along. They never have. They never will. But there's varying degrees of disagreements, and sometimes when you're not careful, enough disagreements done well can be indistinguishable from a friendship.

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    13 Sep 2026

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    Our Blades Are Sharp by

    Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms  

    22 Jan 2020

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    The Houses of Bolton and Stark share a bloody history. Twice have the Boltons rebelled against the Starks, and twice have they been forced to bend the knee. The Lord of the Dreadfort, Roose Bolton decides a different tactic to strengthen his house under the Warden of the North. He offers his trueborn son and heir, Domeric Bolton as a ward to House Stark.

    Starts two years before Robert arrives to Winterfell and will lead up to the end of the events of the first book: Game of Thrones.

    Story is complete.

    The sequel is up and it is tentatively titled: Our Blades Are Sharp 2: The Red Reign.

    Thanks for the support.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    if you can't buy your monsters, homegrown is fine by

    Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)  

    27 Jun 2024

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    Ned speaks the sacred words of House Bolton, and tells the boy of what his bastard brother would have done. Tells the boy of the wars to come, and that he has sought House Bolton’s aid in the coming conflict. Tells the boy what he and his father have plotted, to ensure that future never comes to pass.

    (In which Eddard Stark receives a vision, and promptly yeets his backyard sociopath at the political nightmare that is King's Landing so he can deal with magic zombies in peace. This mostly works, except where it doesn't.)

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    10 Sep 2026