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    “Hello Shane. This is Ilya again, calling about your solar panel quote. Call me back when you are able, the number is—”

    Shane pokes the delete button so hard he worries about his phone screen. Every day, this fucking company calls him. Sometimes it’s Elaine or Cyrus, but Shane finds it the most irritating when it’s Ilya. Something about his attitude in his definitely-not-attractive-and-distracting Russian accent makes him sound smug, like he knows he’ll get the sale.

    He will never get the sale.

    Shane Hollander is never getting solar panels installed. Someone should probably tell Ilya, the solar panel salesman.

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    11 Aug 2026

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    Ilya’s outside the arena in the blistering cold, fiddling with his lighter, when the awkward-looking Asian kid wanders over and shakes his hand, introducing himself as Shane Hollander. Like Ilya doesn’t know who he is, hasn’t been watching this idiot’s game tape for three years. His palm’s sweaty to the touch, like he’s nervous. It’s almost cute.

    Twenty-four hours later, Ilya wins the International Prospect Cup and meets Hollander a second time. They shake hands again, and–

    Ilya’s outside the arena in the blistering cold, and Hollander’s palm is sweaty to the touch, like he’s nervous. It’s almost cute, except that Ilya’s been here before. And when he looks into Hollander’s eyes and sees the terror in them, he knows he’s not the only one.

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    07 Aug 2026

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    The first thing they’ll tell you is that you look like your father.

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    07 Aug 2026

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    Ilya waves a casual, dismissive hand in the air, but his eyes are intense, focused. “Is good that you’re a cocksucker, even,” he says. “Otherwise, it would make this—” he gestures between their bodies, “—not as fun.”

    Shane huffs. “There’s a difference between sucking cock and being a cocksucker,” he says testily.

    Ilya raises both eyebrows to his hairline.

    “Fuck off,” Shane says quickly. “You know what I mean.”

    “No,” Ilya replies, with the slow grin of a shark smelling blood in the water. “I really, really don’t.”

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    07 Aug 2026

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    Shane Hollander is the most sought-after goalie on the market in the 2015 offseason. The Bears are thrilled when they get the steal of the decade by signing him out from under Montreal. It’s even cooler that their captain is so close with Hollander. The two are like, best friends or platonic soulmates or something.

    Alternatively: 5 times the Boston Bears should’ve guessed that Hollander and Rozanov were totally gay for each other + 1 time when everyone knew (Except Carmy).

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    04 Aug 2026